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Mercnbeth -> Investment Oportunities from the Mergers & Acquisition Dept. (10/6/2008 10:35:58 AM)
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Watch for these consolidations later this year:
10.) Just Jeans and StopItNow Software Development will merge and become: Just Stop It
9.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R.Grace Co. Will merge and become:Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
8.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
7.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
6.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
4.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
3.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
2.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally... #1 investment
Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang
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