Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

car scratchers


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> car scratchers Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
car scratchers - 10/6/2008 3:42:25 PM   
tweedydaddy


Posts: 673
Joined: 9/1/2008
Status: offline 		I have a new car. It's everything I wanted and more. But I have had two new cars in the last 3 years and I was driven to madness by morons scratching the paintwork, on one occaision some article ran a chisel the length of my last new car, right down to the metal. It cost a fortune to get it touched up.
I did everything I could, watched it until my eyes dried up, put the evil eye on anyone I saw near it, nearly had a bloody nervous breakdown.
This car has not been touched. I took one of those damn near disposable key ring digital cameras, the ones that may last a kid five minutes, propped it up on some books in my living room window opposite the car and left a bright yellow post it note in the car window. It reads, Webcam watching car, look behind you.
I have seen at least six teenagers look around and jump when they spot it.
Not a scratch, and it cost me nothing, last car I had was looking like a game of noughts and crosses by now.
I'm a much happier bunny. It might work for you.
Profile   Post #: 1
RE: car scratchers - 10/6/2008 4:06:10 PM   
pissdoll


Posts: 343
Joined: 5/25/2005
Status: offline 		what are you doing to your neighbors to make them want to damage your car?

(in reply to tweedydaddy)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: car scratchers - 10/6/2008 4:10:22 PM   
slaveboyforyou


Posts: 3607
Joined: 1/6/2005
From: Arkansas, U.S.A.
Status: offline 		When I was a young hoodlum, I would have considered that a challenge.  Honestly, your're asking for trouble when you do things like that.  The kids can just show back up at night with masks on, hammers and awls in hand. 

(in reply to tweedydaddy)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: car scratchers - 10/6/2008 6:44:34 PM   
Irishknight


Posts: 2016
Joined: 9/30/2007
Status: offline 		When I lived in a city, I found the best defense was to drive a POS that already had scratches on it.  When I was in the Navy, I drove a plain white Ranger with no frills.  I installed a 30 dollar radio that wasn't worth the time to steal.  This tactic has always seemed to work.

(in reply to slaveboyforyou)
Profile   Post #: 4
RE: car scratchers - 10/6/2008 6:47:53 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


Posts: 5824
Status: offline 		they'll just wear a hood and mask and come back....if they get pissed off when they see it.  so its not a guarentee.

_____________________________

I did not reply to your cmail.
I am flawed.
Imperfect.
MUST SPANK!!!
SPAAAAAAAANK!!!

(in reply to Irishknight)
Profile   Post #: 5
RE: car scratchers - 10/6/2008 6:53:28 PM   
GreedyTop


Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		yeah, I'm with pissdoll.. 2 cars theyve done this to?? might be time to move to a neighborhood where nobody knows you!

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to faerytattoodgirl)
Profile   Post #: 6
RE: car scratchers - 10/6/2008 7:26:18 PM   
azropedntied


Posts: 1829
Joined: 7/25/2005
From: Phx AZ
Status: offline 		It would be cheaper in the long run and way less stress to  buy a beater .If you want the  nice ride  pay to store it .

(in reply to GreedyTop)
Profile   Post #: 7
RE: car scratchers - 10/6/2008 8:13:50 PM   
sub4hire


Posts: 6775
Joined: 1/1/2004
Status: offline 		I've got to agree.  When I was a teenager your warning only would have spurred me on further.  Even though I have never keyed a car in my life I probably would have..it's sort of an invite.

I've also never had a car of mine keyed..so what exactly are you doing to get it keyed so often?

Garage it.  No reason to have a heart attack over a car.

(in reply to tweedydaddy)
Profile   Post #: 8
RE: car scratchers - 10/6/2008 8:37:19 PM   
TabrisMaceth


Posts: 190
Joined: 9/23/2008
From: The Ghost Matrix
Status: offline 		You know what's a good deterrent? Profoundly disturbing psychological warfare! Dress up like a cowboy and drive around places where young people hang out with a huge grin on your face. Then occassionally pull over, look at some punk kid, and laugh as hard as you can. If they actually say anything to you after that, say the craziest shit that comes to mind and end it with "MUTHA FUCKA! YEE-HAW!".
And if you really wanna go the extra mile, make a cardboard cutout of yourself smiling psychotically and holding a shotgun, stick it in the window of your living room, and leave the curtains open just enough for people to see the face of this grinning maniac peeking through.

-Tabris

_____________________________

I don't like hand baskets. Everything's always going to Hell in them.

(in reply to sub4hire)
Profile   Post #: 9
RE: car scratchers - 10/6/2008 8:43:38 PM   
slaveboyforyou


Posts: 3607
Joined: 1/6/2005
From: Arkansas, U.S.A.
Status: offline
quote:

When I lived in a city, I found the best defense was to drive a POS that already had scratches on it.  When I was in the Navy, I drove a plain white Ranger with no frills.  I installed a 30 dollar radio that wasn't worth the time to steal.  This tactic has always seemed to work.


I drive a plain, white Nissan pickup now.  It's 10 years old and has no radio.  It's the base model, and it the only option in it is the air conditioner.  I kept meaning to do what you did and install a radio it it.  But I was being lazy and I never did it.  I have not had a car stereo for 7 years now, and I am just used to it now.  When I occassionally drive someone else's car, I will turn the radio on for a few minutes than turn it off.  It annoys me now.  I'd rather roll the windows down and listen to the streets.  An interesting coincidence since I started driving without a radio....I haven't had a ticket for a moving violation since 2001.  I've never had my truck fucked with.  Hell I don't think twice about parking it unlocked with the windows down and going into a store. 

(in reply to Irishknight)
Profile   Post #: 10
RE: car scratchers - 10/6/2008 9:41:31 PM   
Bethnai


Posts: 492
Joined: 11/8/2007
Status: offline 		Holy crap. I could picture that as I was reading it. That was funny.

(in reply to TabrisMaceth)
Profile   Post #: 11
RE: car scratchers - 10/7/2008 2:33:02 AM   
ScooterTrash


Posts: 1407
Joined: 1/24/2005
From: Indiana
Status: offline 		Never had this problem. Perhaps you need to appear more violent & unpredictable or move.

_____________________________

Formal symbolic representation of qualitative entities is doomed to its rightful place of minor significance in a world where flowers and beautiful women abound.
-Albert Einstein

(in reply to tweedydaddy)
Profile   Post #: 12
RE: car scratchers - 10/7/2008 2:41:01 AM   
LadyEllen


Posts: 10931
Joined: 6/30/2006
From: Stourport-England
Status: offline 		There was a spate of this not far from me until about a week ago - kids would come and slash tyres, smash windows and scratch cars.

Then last week one guy spotted the likely culprits and confronted them; he was stabbed and killed for his trouble.

And this in the country with more CCTV than any other in the world.

E

_____________________________

In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

(in reply to ScooterTrash)
Profile   Post #: 13
RE: car scratchers - 10/7/2008 5:51:59 AM   
bipolarber


Posts: 2792
Joined: 9/25/2004
Status: offline 		Back in the 1700 to 1800's, before the invention of the automobile, common people used to throw horse and dog shit at the wealthy, who would drive by in their beautiful carriages. It's really simple: buy a car that doesn't scream "fuck you" to all your neighbors.

Here in my home town, we have one guy who lives along a main road... beautiful house, and has a big ol' H2 parked in front. According to the local cops, he's the one who gets all the vandals. The truck gets keyed on a regular basis, and his house is the main target in town at Halloween.

Good luck with your car... maybe you should just build a garage?

(in reply to LadyEllen)
Profile   Post #: 14
RE: car scratchers - 10/7/2008 7:53:16 AM   
pahunkboy


Posts: 33061
Joined: 2/26/2006
From: Central Pennsylvania
Status: offline 		the 1st dent is always the hardest.

i have to say- i get mad when a car takes 2 parking spaces.

i drive older cars.  and it IS true- an older car doesnt attract the dings.

a neighbor here is too picky on their cars. 

i dont pay much attention. they live there and i live here.



(in reply to bipolarber)
Profile   Post #: 15
RE: car scratchers - 10/7/2008 7:54:12 AM   
LadyEllen


Posts: 10931
Joined: 6/30/2006
From: Stourport-England
Status: offline 		I have a secret weapon - a parking space at the back of the house out of sight!

E

_____________________________

In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

(in reply to bipolarber)
Profile   Post #: 16
RE: car scratchers - 10/7/2008 6:27:30 PM   
gobsmack


Posts: 56
Joined: 8/11/2008
From: Mars
Status: offline 		That's life... Some people hate it when others have nicer things than them. What I do is park all the way out in the back of the lot away from everyone else.

(in reply to tweedydaddy)
Profile   Post #: 17
RE: car scratchers - 10/7/2008 6:41:22 PM   
missturbation


Posts: 8290
Joined: 2/12/2006
From: another planet
Status: offline
quote:

When I was a teenager your warning only would have spurred me on further.


Fuck being a teenager. I'm on my way to their house right now to foil their webcam.

_____________________________

What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

(in reply to sub4hire)
Profile   Post #: 18
RE: car scratchers - 10/7/2008 8:37:46 PM   
Owner59


Posts: 17033
Joined: 3/14/2006
From: Dirty Jersey
Status: offline 		There`s a special place in hell for car-scratchers.

Right next to the jerks who make computer viruses.

_____________________________

"As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals"

President Obama

(in reply to missturbation)
Profile   Post #: 19
RE: car scratchers - 10/7/2008 8:58:59 PM   
Lynnxz


Posts: 4813
Joined: 10/3/2006
From: Atlanta
Status: offline 		:D I drive a beater... someone already stole the stereo, so no worries about that, the bed of the truck is all mashed on the left side from a wreck, and the paint in the bed is torn up from toteing around stupid things like welding tanks and hospital equipment.I don't stress about it at all... my little brother hit it the other day with my mothers van... and I'm happy to be able to shrug it off. 

_____________________________

HBIC



(in reply to Owner59)
Profile   Post #: 20
Page:   [1] 2   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> car scratchers Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.094