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Excuse me - 10/7/2008 8:24:24 AM

VirginPotty

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A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."

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RE: Excuse me - 10/7/2008 12:36:52 PM

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she said elbow

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RE: Excuse me - 10/7/2008 1:13:21 PM

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Nice one.

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RE: Excuse me - 10/8/2008 4:37:19 AM

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Ooo a pain slut... LOL

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