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VirginPotty -> All aboard! (10/7/2008 8:25:54 AM)

A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her um playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her um yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her um, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the um comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the um say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay ,please see the bitch in the kitchen."




curiousgirlie -> RE: All aboard! (10/7/2008 12:21:53 PM)

hehe, thats funny... [:)]
Though would you mind to tell me what an um is? Im not native you see, and cant find it in the dictionary.




tsatske -> RE: All aboard! (10/7/2008 12:24:10 PM)

UnMentionable. Underage Minor.
It is a factor of TOS, here on CM more than other places, that mentioning the possiblity that persons of shorter status might exist on the same planet as us will get you moderated. Calling them UMs is not a gaurenteed saftey device - you still might get slapped by a Mod, based on the Mods opinion of the content,
but using UM to replace other 'off limits' words is a common practice on CM.




curiousgirlie -> RE: All aboard! (10/7/2008 12:25:55 PM)

Thx a lot.




DaddyChess -> RE: All aboard! (10/8/2008 4:41:07 AM)

LOL.... thanks from me too, I knew it was a kid because I've heard the joke before.... can see the punch line a mile away....




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