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VirginPotty -> Play house (10/7/2008 8:27:45 AM)

A mother found her um scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.
Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."
Um : "But mom, there's no one to play with."
Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"
Um : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."
The mom said ok and went upstairs. The um put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.
Mom : "Now what do I do?"Um : "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that um some fucking ice cream."




SteelofUtah -> RE: Play house (10/7/2008 9:04:17 AM)

Wrong, Wrong on so many levels.

Steel




BlackPhx -> RE: Play house (10/7/2008 11:32:06 AM)

Dead Um [sm=paddle.gif] Dead Um [sm=paddle.gif] Dead Um Dead Um DEAD UM [sm=paddle.gif]  .Dead Um [sm=goodnight.gif]

poenkitten





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