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VirginPotty -> Memories (10/7/2008 8:28:46 AM)

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.

The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"




GreedyTop -> RE: Memories (10/7/2008 7:19:57 PM)

*snort*




HandSolo -> RE: Memories (10/7/2008 8:56:18 PM)

A long retired man is talking to a childhood friend, complaining, as old men are wont to do. "I can't remember a thing anymore! I miss appointments, forget birthdays, I can't remember what I had for breakfast!"

The other man replies "oh, I have just the thing! There's this wonderful system designed to help people like us. It's a simple series of exercises, designed to keep the mind limber. It's called... um... wait. It's named after... something. What's that, um flower? The one you bring on dates?"

"A rose?"

"Yes, that's it! A rose." He yells, "Hey there, Rose, what's the name of that memory program I'm on?"




MsStarlett -> RE: Memories (10/8/2008 3:24:54 AM)

*giggle*




curiousgirlie -> RE: Memories (10/11/2008 10:52:50 AM)

Granpa is telling a hunting story for his ums.
"I went on and on in the jungle, when a ferocious tiger attacked me. I grabbed my knife, and stabbed it in the heart. It died at once. I cut one leg to take with me as a proof, put it on my shoulder, and went on. Only a few minutes later a lion came roaring, but I shot it. I also cut one leg to prowe it, put it on my other shoulder, and went on."

Grandma just walks in.
"Darling what should I make for lunch?"

"Could you make me some pudding?"
"Sure deer." Grandma walks out.
"'Come on grandpa, what happened than?"
"where was I again?"
"you had the the legs on your shoulders!"
"Oh, yeah, so I licked and licked..."





MadAxeman -> RE: Memories (10/11/2008 12:19:12 PM)

[sm=jaw.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: Memories (10/11/2008 1:11:54 PM)

[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]




BlackPhx -> RE: Memories (10/11/2008 5:39:51 PM)

~~~~SNORT~~~~

poenkitten




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Memories (10/12/2008 9:00:52 PM)

These are GREAT!!! I'mma have to share them with my dad... (His memory SUCKS!!! lol)




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