spankablemilf
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OMFG, this is hysterical HandSolo, what visuals... Spankable quote:
ORIGINAL: HandSolo Setting aside the poop, (seeing as how the same concept could apply to something really unpleasant, yet not as unhygienic, like a castor oil soaked foam ball), the problem with the game is that it is hopelessly complex, while remaining completely directionless, particularly in the multiple Dom vrs sub iteration. Apparently, one throws gross stuff at a bound target until the game ends for some reason, involving points and something about gems (the rules governing the gems and points being as opaque as the US tax code) until something happens, and the sub or "loser" has something else bad happen. There is no apparent recourse for all the balls ending up in the target. I guess everybody just stands around until thoroughly bored. Echoing the other posts, with hundreds of time-proven existing games, that are actual fun, why not just apply some kink to them? Play bridge, exchange crop strokes for points. Play Operation, with a violet wand. Play a sports card, with some sort of default for bad picks. Play a computer game, come up with a concrete downside to failure (I used to think of some wierd stuff while playing Starcraft...). Tounge-twisters, plus a cane. Or just tie up somebody and abuse them without making up 2000 word excuses for it.
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