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ThatDaveGuy69 -> RE: movie quote convo (10/17/2008 9:49:26 AM)
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And now for something completely different...
From the absolutely brilliant classic, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Guard (to King Arthur): Ridden? On what? You've got 2 empty 'alves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together!
Guard (to King Arthur): Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!
King Arthur (to the Black Knight): What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?!
Dingo (to Sir Galahad - The Chaste): There is but 1 punishment here at Castle Anthrax for setting alight the grail-shaped becon: you must tie her down, on a bed, and spank her! After which you may do with her as you please. And then, spank me!
Political Peasant (to King Arthur): Look: strange women lying around in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a form of government!
Peasant: She turned me into a newt!
Peasant: Bring out your Dead!
Narrator: ...they were forced to eat Robin's minstrals. And there was much rejoicing.
God: What are you doing now?
Arthur: Averting my eyes, Oh Lord.
God: Well stop it! Look at me when I'm talking to you! And stop groveling!
(same scene)
Arthur: What a brilliant plan, Oh Lord!
God: Of COURSE it IS! <-- I use this one a lot :D
OK, so maybe I've seen this movie a few too many times. But I don't think so...
~Dave
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