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The Clock - 10/8/2008 3:38:07 AM   
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I'm sure many of you have heard this before, but I think it's hilarious, so I decided to post it here.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in. I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’... he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’

When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh shit!’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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RE: The Clock - 10/8/2008 4:20:02 AM   
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LOL  funny...

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RE: The Clock - 10/8/2008 4:21:17 AM   
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lmao....cute!!!!

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RE: The Clock - 10/8/2008 4:42:17 AM   
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Very cuckool

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RE: The Clock - 10/8/2008 4:54:46 AM   
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I nearly spat out cherry coke at that one. I need to not drink and read jokes at the same time.

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RE: The Clock - 10/8/2008 7:24:31 AM   
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Most of us learned that ages ago...now we make sure if there is something at the computer to ingest..it had better be solid when reading this section 

and joke this is why I HATE Cuckoo clocks.

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RE: The Clock - 10/8/2008 8:39:43 AM   
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And because they remind us of those trouble making Swiss.

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