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PrincePlatypus -> Why? (10/8/2008 5:23:46 AM)
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Why do you park in a driveway, and drive in a parkway?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?
Why do sleeping pills have labels that state "Caution: May cause drowsiness"?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't our head ALWAYS over our heels?
Why do we sing Rock A Bye Baby to put our kids to sleep when it's about putting them in a tree and letting the cradle crash into the ground? Wouldn't you be scared if you heard that as a kid?
Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs?
Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
Why do we say "Heads up!" when we want someone to duck?
Why do people ask "What's your problem?" when they obviously have no intention of solving it?
Why can you use a handicapped toilet, but not a handicapped parking space?
Why is it called lipstick when it comes off so easily?
Why do Pringles have a resealable lid if once you pop, you can't stop?
Why is it called a blacklight when it looks purple?
Why is a blackboard green?
If Wile E. Coyote could buy all that Acme stuff, why not order out?
And why did Wile E. Coyote keep buying from Acme when their stuff obviously never works?
Why is there Canadian bacon on Hawaiian pizza?
Why do people pay to go all the way up to the top of some giant building, then pay more to look through binoculars to look at stuff on the ground?
Why is it called a pair of underwear?
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