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Sex Trivia
Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.
Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.
The Egyptian 'Ankh' is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex organs.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world
30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.
Mosquitoes, which mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds.
Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.
Fellatio ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men.
Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.
It’s illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada. (More on Sex Laws later).
Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to door, by women.
More Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month (must be all those weddings and prom nights).
A man’s penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement like when his favorite football team scores a touchdown, etc.
Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits”.
In the original Grimm fairly tale of 'Sleeping Beauty', the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up. (Good thing that was rewritten!)
The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece.
White women and those women with a college degree, when asked said they were more receptive to anal sex than women without college educations.
The word avocado comes from the Spanish word aguacate which is derived from the Aztec word ahuacati which means testicle.
The original representation of Cupid by the Greeks was that of a beautiful young boy whose naked form was considered to be the embodiment of sexual love.
The first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused.
Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts. (Amazing what one learns in college).
About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.
14% of males said that they did not enjoy sex the first time.
60% of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.
The Romans would crush a first time rapist’s gonads between two stones.
It’s illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.
In Fairbanks, Alaska it’s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks. (I don't know how this is enforced.)
In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (who would want to?)
According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear.
When Viagra became available, operators of Nevada brothels reported that business "shot up" about 20 percent.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.
During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you’d be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime.
The sperm of a mouse is longer than the sperm of an elephant.
A "Dork' is a whale's penis. The whales, as you might have guessed, has the world's largest penises. The blue whale is the champ, due to his size, with a ten foot long member that is one foot in diameter.
Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of eight hours.
The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest mammal sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds.
Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.
An adult gorilla's penis is only two inches long. (and you thought YOU were jipped in the male organ section!)
Humans, fish and porpoises share a common sexual practice -- fellatio
The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen. (how in heck and who in the world researches this stuff?!)
The word pornography comes from the Greek meaning the “writings of prostitutes”.
In Ancient Greece, women would expose their vaginas to ward off storms at sea.
In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass.
While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.
Both humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common - group sex.
The penguin only has one single orgasm in a year. (That has to suck)
The rhinoceros has a penis about two feet long.
The Black Widow spider eats her mate during or after sex. (is that considered fellatio too?)
A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one single ejaculation. (no wonder those Heiffers are mooin so much at night)
Sex education was first introduced into English schools in 1889.
Cleopatra invented her own diaphragm from camel's poop. (just eeww comes to mind)
Eating the heart of a male Partridge was the cure for impotence in ancient Babylon.
The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties. (if you tug on the right testical will it shorten the left arm? )
It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour. (no wonder i squint)
Honking of car horns for a couple that just got married is an old superstition to insure great sex.
The most successful X-rated movie of all time is 'Deep Throat'. It cost approximately $25,000 to make (according to the FBI) and has earned more than $600 million dollars. - Updated by a CN reader.
Egyptians inserted stones into their vagina to prevent pregnancy. (It worked kind of like the modern IUD by preventing implantation).
In Medieval France unfaithful wives were made to chase a chicken through town while naked.
Napoleon's penis was sold to an American Urologist for $40,000
Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex. (Poll taken in a 1995 popular women’s magazine).
The same chemical responsible for the ecstatic highs of love and sexual attraction, phenylethylamine, is also found in chocolate. (There’s the answer now).
Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams. (so like nightmares eh?)
The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester.
A survey conducted by Masters and Johnson in the early 1980s revealed that the third-most frequent fantasy amongst both homosexual men and women was a heterosexual encounter.
Hybristophilia is arousal derived by having sex with people who have committed crimes.
According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal
Among sexually active adults, lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases.
The average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of use.
Casanova boasted that he made love to the same woman twelve times in one day.
According to Playboy, the most popular sexual aid is erotic literature. (Of course, they would state that, they want to sell magazines. (I think today it is the internet for many reasons).
One of the reasons male deer rub their antlers on a tree or the ground is to masturbate.
Approximately one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple. (raises hand and says YEP!)
A small flaccid penis generally has a greater percentage increase during erection than a larger flaccid penis.
In general, women who are housewives are more faithful than working women. (Sure, who do they meet?) :-)
The practice of autoerotic asphyxiation (temporarily suffocating or strangling yourself while masturbating) takes the lives of 250 to a thousand people each year.
A “buckle bunny” is a woman who goes to rodeos with the intent of having sex with a rodeo cowboy.
Human testicles can increase in size by 50% when a man is aroused.
The word "sex" was coined in 1382.
A parthenologist is someone who specializes in the study of virgins and virginity. (bet they enjoy their work)
A capon is a castrated rooster. They are said to have more tender meat when cooked and that’s why they cost more. (Not for us vegetarians).
Two of the main causes of temporary impotence are tight pants and prolonged cigarette smoking. (one more good reason to stop smoking guys)
The first public strip-tease dance was performed in Paris in 1894.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Huh? (where would my Pudgy apply for one?)
In Newcastle, Wyoming, an ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing in a store’s walk-in meat freezer. (Must be from the State Department of Health)
Nasophilia: is the arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.
Axillism: is the act of using of the armpit for sex. (ok i will ask it....WHY??)
Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 pound woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour. In other words, have sex instead of exercise!!! <<< (Become a slave and never be fat again!)>>>
Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up (if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! <<<(knee pads however may be helpful)>>>
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. <<<(always said sex was the best medicine only second to laughter)>>>
Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. <<<(when struck by migraines i have always begged for sex. It's cheaper than a trip to the Doc or te ER)>>>
Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. <<<(who wouldn't feel better after an explosive orgasm? Ever see an unhappy slave that's doing her job well?)>>>
Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. <<<(pucker up and get to kissing. Lets put those dreaded dentists out of work!!)>>>
A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.
<<<(Ya they in bed and too busy to go out in public and be around sick people. Makes sense to me)>>>
During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So in fact, headaches are an invalid excuse to not have sex. <<<(now you know wy slaves always get excited at the mere mention of a whip. Endorphines baby Endorphines!)>>>
Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. <<<(That special lotion provided by you partner also helps the skin with all that protein in it. And remember you will never go hungry again! Never knew it had so many good uses did you?)>>>
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. <<<(haven't we heard this before? It must be true then)>>>
The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! <<<(and all this time i thought it was my AVs)>>>
The most female orgasms per hour on record are a staggering 134. The most male orgasms per hour are just 16. (a reference to multiple orgasms, which supposedly give more pleasure) >>>(just one word....DAAAYYUUMM....) >>>
Sex is bio-chemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. <<<(ladies...you say you are going green? well here is the perfect reason to choose sex. You get the same benefits from sex as you do from eating chocolate however sex is Natural and costs nothing but a little exercise from you! What better way to go green!)>>>
For every "normal" webpage, there are five porn pages. <<<( ALL of which are supported by your local Gorean Master *winks*)>>>
Twenty-five percent of sexually active people engage in anal sex. <<<(Only 25? Dang the other 75 are really missing out)>>>
There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. <<<(my caculator broke)>>>
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. <<<(i had a hard time with this fact; cause sometimes, just somtimes a valium does wonders could even enhance sex!)>>>
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. <<<(something else of a man grows faster as well when he anticipates sex. correct me if i'm wrong)>>>
A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime. <<<(a slaves feast!)>>>
In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection. <<<(Bet research shows it prevents such things)>>>
According to a Report, candles are the artificial device used most frequently by women, when masturbating. <<<(candles do have a tendency to shape to the inside of a woman due to the warmth. also have to be careful of breakage. Try explaining that one to the doc when you see him to get it taken out. dun ask me how i know this)>>>
Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex. <<<(and we STILL have trouble remembering who we were with the night before after we tie one on)>>>
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. <<<(dolphins are cool)>>
Bizarre Sex Laws:
1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."
11. In Ventura County CA, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
12. In Hale Thorpe Maryland, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second.
13. In Salem Massachusetts, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping nude in the rented rooms.
14. Seattle Washington, women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without a pillow between them gets 6 months in jail.
15. No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria Minnesota.
16. Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultry, oral, and anal sex, masturbation ar considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless preformed for profit however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy only provided the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.
17. The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D. C. is the missionary - style position.
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