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Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/10/2008 8:39:30 AM   
SteelofUtah


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This is a Thread to Admit your strangest sexual experience. Now sure One Mans Wildest Dream is another Man's Tuesday so this isn't a Top the Last Story Thread.

I'll give two examples and then the Games all yours.

There was a girl I knew when I was 18, we met on a party line (Phone Chat Hotline) and became friends and started flirting more and more and finally she invited me to come and spend some time with her. When I got there I discovered a few things about my Friend that she had neglected to tell me. One that she had a medical condition that put her in a wheel chair and that because of this condition she was an Amputee of both of her legs. It Never crossed my mind that she had called me for a booty call but she was very pretty she just didn't have any legs. It was the very first time I was talked INTO having sex. And I admit today that I am glad that I did because we did things you just can't do with a girl who has legs. I will remember her for the rest of my life. We were friends with beniffits for 6 months until she met a guy she wanted to get serious with and well all things considered he is ONE LUCKY BASTARD!

On the Bad side of Strange there was the girl I dates shortly in 2003 who while we were in the middle of having sex asked me if I wanted to have sex with her Mom because and I quote "I would be okay if you did, it wouldn't be the first time we shared a boyfriend". Now don't get me wrong I enjoy MILF's as much as the next guy but her mom was not a very attractive women she just had very large fake tits but beyond that she looked horrible. Which has always led me to wonder if there are Tit Men out there that base thier sexual attraction on nothing more than Breast size. Make a long story short when I didn't respond with wow really that would be swell she got upset and that was the last time I saw her.

So what about you what are your Stranges Sexual Experiences?

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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/10/2008 8:42:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		I havent had any good strange, but the bad strange was when the guy called out the name of a French movie instead of my name.  WTF!?

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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/10/2008 10:54:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		Steel, ya just gotta elaborate on what "things you can't do with a girl who has legs" are......



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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/10/2008 10:58:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		In the service overseas. Night time. Pouring Rain. On a 155 MM cannon crew. In the middle of a firefight. Shells going and incomming. Screwing a native girl in the back of a duce and a half(big truck). Guys on the gun yelling for more ammo.  True story.  One of the many stupid things I had done in my mispent youth.

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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/10/2008 11:02:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		I can think of a few things that are fairly "extreme"... but "strange" is pretty much in the eye of the beholder...

Probably the "strangest" (from the point of view of someone viewing it from outside) would be the weekend I spent as a pony, pulling a cart, sleeping in a stall in the barn, being groomed, and "bred" with another pony while the handler watched. Althought it's a pretty extreme form of role play, I began to really get into it after the first few hours, and found the whole experience pretty exhilerating. It seems to be a great way of shucking off all the human crap, and just turning yourself over to another person as a prized animal.  One of these days, I'd live to try it from the other side. (I'm switch.)

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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/10/2008 11:13:48 AM   
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Not only strange but wrong i tell ya, wrong

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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/10/2008 11:23:27 AM   
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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/10/2008 12:08:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		hmmmm - strangest?  i have a couple.

in a parked car with my ex (when we were dating) in a city park with Chicago's finest watching the entire time. we didn't know they were parked across from us until they turned on the siren and lights as they were leaving.

the next one is a two-fer (and it might make some squick in the stomach) -  it first started in the women's bathroom at a 5-star hotel downtown ...then moved to a glass elevator and ended in his suite ...and i was on my period at the time. he didn't care since he enjoyed licking the mess.

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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/10/2008 2:36:38 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		So come on CollarMe...... I know everyone has had one, it isn't a competition.

I can share some more.

There was the girl that licked my eye and cried when I put it in because she thought guys liked it when the girl cried during sex. That one was just too strange for me.

So Yes I actually have had my Eye licked.

Come on who is willing to divulge some of thier strange.

Raymond Sadly I can honestly say that I can you really doing that.

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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/10/2008 2:45:18 PM   
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...It was actually kinda hot...

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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/10/2008 2:49:40 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
So come on CollarMe...... I know everyone has had one, it isn't a competition.


I got nuthin'.  Absolutely nuthin'.


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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/11/2008 4:48:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well "I" was not having sex but, you might say she was.
I was involved in a session with a wench, which was all chained up spread eagle, and there were about 6 or 8 watchers in the room.
I was flogging her and using all sorts of nefarious implements of distraction on her.
I kept taking her to the brink of orgasm and then asking her questions she had to answer to bring her back from the edge. for instance just as she was about to cum I would ask her for the square root of the sum of the first 5 prime numbers. The we would start all over again.

After about 10 trips to the ragged edge I let her go over the top. As she started into her tumultuous orgasm, I asked her "Who's you daddy?" and she screamed out her fathers name.
Everyone in the room like to died laughing and she could not figure out what was soooooo funny, and would not believe it when we all told her what she had said. 


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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/11/2008 4:50:47 PM   
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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/11/2008 5:28:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		a threesome with two people who were very close to me at the time, a big old sheet of plastic and a full bottle of no-longer-virgin olive oil.  i'll leave the details to your wonderfully wicked imaginations.
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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/11/2008 5:33:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		It hasn't happened yet.. but as soon as i feel it has, promise to rush back to this post.
Cheers!

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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/11/2008 5:45:06 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: girlivy

It hasn't happened yet.. but as soon as i feel it has, promise to rush back to this post.
Cheers!


sigh...if i could have sex we could solve both our problems and come back to post here!


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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/11/2008 5:48:32 PM   
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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/11/2008 5:53:17 PM   
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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/11/2008 5:57:04 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: girlivy

It hasn't happened yet.. but as soon as i feel it has, promise to rush back to this post.
Cheers!


sigh...if i could have sex we could solve both our problems and come back to post here!


I do hope these posts do not have an expiration date!

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RE: Strangest Sexual Experience - 10/11/2008 6:14:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		The strangest and scariest.  I had gone to sleep with one sub after a fairly intense session.  One of the things she had neglected to tell me was that she had 18 personalities.  I woke up to a nine year old in my bed.  Sure, it was the body of a woman beside me, but the mind of a nine year old.  WAAAY scary.

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