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SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 11:08:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
The two very large, very nicely dressed, and very yummily-chocolate men carrying bibles who knocked on my door today and actually expected me to answer it.  Pfffttt! 
Cali
(now if they were carrying floggers, it might have had a different outcome)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lCZ-6y2UEfM




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 11:13:04 AM)

Got yet ANOTHER phone book on my doorstep.  This makes about four in the last week.  One would be enough. 
 
Lady Topaz




Surata -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 11:17:12 AM)

Found out that any woman who shows up alone at the bar/nightclub near my house is perceived community property for the single men there.  An ex-Russian Army guy came up and saved the evening though.  Tossed one of the jerks against the bar and glared at him nose to nose until he cowered.  It was awesome.

But then I rolled my eyes at the ex-Russian Army guy thinking he needed to protect the poor little American girl.  Even though I grinned ear to ear when I did it.  He was kinda hot...




SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 11:18:36 AM)

I thought that kind of thing only happened in the movies, impressive.




myotherself -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 11:36:40 AM)

getting a cmail from some dumbinant who tells me to leave cm cos my profile now says 'taken'.

And to add insult to injury, he accuses me of not being a twoo sub cos I tell him to fuck off!

Sheesh...some people![8|]





sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 12:29:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

getting a cmail from some dumbinant who tells me to leave cm cos my profile now says 'taken'.

And to add insult to injury, he accuses me of not being a twoo sub cos I tell him to fuck off!

Sheesh...some people![8|]




Now now...you are a sub...he is a Dum..er...Dom. Therefore you should have been on your knees when you opened his e-mail...




myotherself -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 1:32:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

getting a cmail from some dumbinant who tells me to leave cm cos my profile now says 'taken'.

And to add insult to injury, he accuses me of not being a twoo sub cos I tell him to fuck off!

Sheesh...some people![8|]




Now now...you are a sub...he is a Dum..er...Dom. Therefore you should have been on your knees when you opened his e-mail...



I fail YET again....sigh.....will I EVER get the hang of being a twoo sub....?

I need to be spanked.  Yessir indeedy, that would do the trick.  I've been a BAAAAAD lil subbie...anyone wanna help? [sm=crop.gif]




VampiresLair -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 1:34:33 PM)

I got a email from a Dom from Nigeria who told me I was going to marry him, but he would be gracious and allow me to keep Fox as a pet, for my good behavior.

*roll eyes*




myotherself -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 1:48:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VampiresLair

I got a email from a Dom from Nigeria who told me I was going to marry him, but he would be gracious and allow me to keep Fox as a pet, for my good behavior.

*roll eyes*




NOOOOO!!!!!   I thought he loved only me!

*perks up*


...but on the bright side, we could be sisters!  [:D]

Although the question of Fox would throw up some problems of semantics...as he's not my sister, he'd have to be my brother.  Which would make him your brother too. 

I'll stop there, I think   [8D]




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 1:50:41 PM)

Right now, my eyes have rolled across the floor!  I've been exchanging cmails with a sub for awhile & told him we need to meet face to face.  He keeps dodging that issue & I told him once again that the first step is meeting if he wants real time.  This was his response:  "Yes i do want real time - is this what you seek too?"  DUH!!! [8|]




DiurnalVampire -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 1:57:21 PM)

No, you just like suggesting it to see what someone would say.





ArmoredOne -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 3:06:09 PM)

Do I really have to submit a list of things that makes me roll my eyes? *whining*




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 3:47:11 PM)

Dominants who whine definitely get my eyes rolling!!!  [8|]




beargonewild -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 4:26:38 PM)

People whining at the drop of an eyelash?




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 4:29:45 PM)

Alright, Bear.  Where'dja put it??  I thought I was alone when I dropped that eyelash.  You put a spycam here didn't you???




DiurnalVampire -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 6:17:29 PM)

I was just told I was heartless and mean and had no feelings because I told a sub from overseas that I wasnt interested in getting to know him to see if we were compatible since I already knew I wasnt looking.

DV




beargonewild -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 6:37:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

Alright, Bear.  Where'dja put it??  I thought I was alone when I dropped that eyelash.  You put a spycam here didn't you???


*snort*  One never knows now do they?!




kiwisub12 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 8:50:12 PM)

chocolate   -   chocolate!!!!!      and you didn't answer the door!!!!!

chocolate men are way better than jelly babies or marshmellow pumpkins. *licks lips clean of drool* [:)]




CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 9:01:22 PM)

Bbbut, kiwi... they had... BIBLES!  And I don't think they wanted to spank me with them!


Cali




KMsAngel -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (10/25/2008 9:19:31 PM)

perhaps they were frustrated priests. bible thumping instead of self flaggelation in the name of religion




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