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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 3:20:15 AM

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but why perv me 18 times ...

they want their morning fix of "HAWT"!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 3:21:07 AM

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but why perv me 18 times ...

they want their morning fix of "HAWT"!

WHO are you and what have you done with the weal holly ?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 3:23:06 AM

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oh stfu

(that better?)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 3:24:12 AM

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oh stfu

(that better?)

(much)

* spends the day watching holly for more signs of her being replaced by a pod person *

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 3:27:25 AM

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What has made me roll my eyes today? Adults who act like children....from people at work to my own mother. Grrr...

It's ironic that this makes me roll my eyes considering the fact that I'm so big on ageplay.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 3:37:29 AM

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ORIGINAL: Darias

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

oh stfu

(that better?)

(much)

* spends the day watching holly for more signs of her being replaced by a pod person *

ahhh...a pod! Closed tightly...dark...QUIET.

I...holly de podless..was RUDELY awakened at 3:30am this morning by a short lil human who had to weewee in the potty. Once the wee was completed he made it very clear that he had no intention of going back to sleep.

So far i have made two pots of coffee, watched the Lion King and Curious George, poured two glasses of milk, dished out a cookie, picked the cookie off the floor, removed little hands from around the throat of the cat, scanned CollarMe, and i was just ordered to make a PB&J "sammitch".

Therefore...i ask that you PLEEEEEZE send a pod asap!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 5:13:11 AM

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I got the HNG newspaper email finally....
Him: Hello do you read the newspaper?
Me:Yes I do
Him:what newspaper do you like to read
Me:I read newsday
No responses... my curiosity & snarky nature piqued
Me: So you were just taking a Newspaper survey? That question was so out of left field.

Him: training a couple by the newspaper/ 1 both subs have a sunday paper in mouth as gags spanked by the number of pages in the paper and will service me as I read the paper retaining the enemas in theor assesMe: You do realize how unsanitary that is. I'm sure though anyone as twue as you must cover all the medical problems that arise from this newspaper fantasy of yours. You do include them on your medical insurance. And I'm sure a twue master like yourself wouldn't have an HMO.

~Oh goodie, you're the newspaper fetishist I read about in the fora hear!!!!! Never thought I'd actually get this infamous HNG mail! I can't wait to let my friends know!~

Yippee

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 5:13:44 AM

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aaaahhhhhh, yes...I remember those days ALL to well......

If they could figure out a way to bottle all that energy from just ONE child, they could power the US for a week!!!!!

<----hands Holly some Jolt cola...here, this'll do it for ya!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 5:46:42 AM

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not my eyes, but ..erm ... for some reason ...
this bit from Darias made my stomach roll

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Eyes rolling around in circles on the floor like squishy marbles

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 6:27:09 AM

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Phhhbbbt...

A co-worker came to work today wearing all black.

"I'm mourning America," he said.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 7:43:48 AM

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ORIGINAL: PrincessJ77

I got the HNG newspaper email finally....
Him: Hello do you read the newspaper?
Me:Yes I do
Him:what newspaper do you like to read
Me:I read newsday
No responses... my curiosity & snarky nature piqued
Me: So you were just taking a Newspaper survey? That question was so out of left field.

Him: training a couple by the newspaper/ 1 both subs have a sunday paper in mouth as gags spanked by the number of pages in the paper and will service me as I read the paper retaining the enemas in theor assesMe: You do realize how unsanitary that is. I'm sure though anyone as twue as you must cover all the medical problems that arise from this newspaper fantasy of yours. You do include them on your medical insurance. And I'm sure a twue master like yourself wouldn't have an HMO.

~Oh goodie, you're the newspaper fetishist I read about in the fora hear!!!!! Never thought I'd actually get this infamous HNG mail! I can't wait to let my friends know!~

Yippee

*snort*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 7:47:14 AM

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

aaaahhhhhh, yes...I remember those days ALL to well......

If they could figure out a way to bottle all that energy from just ONE child, they could power the US for a week!!!!!

<----hands Holly some Jolt cola...here, this'll do it for ya!

awww....my Soul always takes care of me! Thanks Sweetie!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 8:31:23 AM

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was RUDELY awakened at 3:30am this morning by a short lil human who had to weewee in the potty. Once the wee was completed he made it very clear that he had no intention of going back to sleep.

What the hell was it with 3:30 am? I was awakened by the 4 yr old at 3:30 am, who plaintively wailed (3 inches from my ear), "mommmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy I had a nightmare, I need youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

So she crawls in my bed, and about every half hour thereafter, proceeded to suck her thumb so noisily that it woke me out of a dead sleep.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 8:33:40 AM

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I...holly de TITless..

Amen

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 8:34:37 AM

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My bladder, which has the uncanny ability to shrink to the size of a peanut any time I'm driving

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 8:35:45 AM

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My eyes rolled today because, well, you know......................................

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 8:35:58 AM

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for me, the bladder shrinks exponentially according to how bad the road construction ahead is...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/5/2008 9:20:25 AM

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

I...holly de TITless..

Amen

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/8/2008 12:20:57 PM

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i have two eyes rolling today. both from two dominants who obviously didn't read my profile (must be blinded by my pictures) sending me long messages on how they wish to give me all my fantasies and fetishes as well as train and teach.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/8/2008 12:29:46 PM

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sambas.. come to me..let me train you in the One Twue Way....

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