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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/14/2008 8:38:26 AM

VirginPotty

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TMI, Potty.... lol

Wus

Monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! How'd your appt go????

**Eta, never mind..........I see you posted the outcome in the H&P thread**!!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/14/2008 8:48:26 AM

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ETA: He is also a sub - do you think he'll do housework?

ask him

If so, I have loads to do here for him

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/14/2008 8:48:50 AM

GreedyTop

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From yet another one who hasnt read my profile:

"If our love were a rose,satin petals thick with dew,I'd awaken you each morning and make tender love to you.If our love were a falcon with wings spread wide in flight,I'd soar with you beneath the stars and welcome in each night.If our love were a flame to warm body and soul,I'd stoke the fire until it raged red hot and out of control.If our love were a garden of burning bush and clinging vine,I'd wrap my arms around you,and brush your fire with mine.I am your's forever if we can voice and meet and we click we can be in total bliss togeather forever. i seek a Soul-Mate and Companion as my profile here says and i hope your the one that can forfill all my want and needs as i you.Your Gorgeous ...i can do all you seek and more ...please give me the Honor of perusing you....i can do all your Fancy's and Fetishes and take you to total Bliss i assure you ! been in the L/s for over 20 years now and trained as both so lets have some sessions and get to know each other OK? :) simply add me to********** "

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/14/2008 8:52:53 AM

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I also had one which bored me to the level to fall asleep...

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my name is Axxx Dxxx.im from United Kingdom,Well i'm in West Africa for some reasch ,i'll soon be in Kingdom in one weeks time,i hope to meet u in person when i get back toKingdom,I'm a friendly, attractive, intelligent, open minded man just looking for someone to get to know, spend some time with, and see where it goes from there... I love to be outdoors and explore the city, but I'm just as happy at home on the couch with a date and a movies,i love reading novel and watching movies,My hobbies are fishing and hunting,what do u do for a living,where are u from,what do u do for fun, A true friend is someone who likes you for who you are and not judging your looks or background or where you came from. A true friend is someone like you. Thank you for being a true friend Thinking of you while you are ill I know her love will see you through Gently enfolding you, so still And helping to restore, renew Your body, your st rength, your mind too..i wish to know you better..do u have yahoo account so that we can chat better through my yahoo screen name.this is my yahoo id so that we can chat better through it: xxxx$$$@xxx.com email address: xxxxx@xxx.com Hope to hear from you soon Axxxx....

Thanks to him I know now the meaning of "friendship"....without him, I might have died one day without having got a clue about that...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/14/2008 9:08:21 AM

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The one that cmailed us and then proceeded to tell Lumus how she was specifically looking for a husband and not into kinky sex. At that point, I lost it and couldn't stop snickering.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/14/2008 9:17:09 AM

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Hey, Greedy, I liked the part where he rhapsodizes about your burning bush.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/14/2008 9:19:30 AM

GreedyTop

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*snort* I'd missed that

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/14/2008 9:31:38 AM

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Hey, Greedy, I liked the part where he rhapsodizes about your burning bush.

They have medication for that now.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/14/2008 9:35:16 AM

sambamanslilgirl

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that cheatin' bastard! i received the same email last week!

i want to kidnap you - from a dominant in Crotia.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/16/2008 3:12:15 AM

Darias

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hitting refresh on the main CM page * my search settings are for females of either leaning in ireland .. just so i have pretty local pics to look at while waiting for cmail * and the profile on display starts with " i am a true goddess and mistress "

Eyeroll the first

Goddess ?? Really ?? can you perform like magics ... make grass grow in a desert ? encourage trees and flowers to bloom early ? transfer the spark of life to an inanimate object ? do you have legions of followers around the globe adding to your power with the sacrifices of cash/ goats at your alter .... oh wait you mean your a goddess cause your LOOKING for worshipers ... and not the whole sacrificing type either you want the waiting on you had and foot types ... sorry MY bad

eyeroll the second

a Twue Mistress huh ... Goddess I aint never seen one of them before .. Well thats not entirely true ... i have seen one or two before but gotta say your the first to ever TELL ME shes a twue mistress ... thats pretty darn impressive ... I mean only a twuely twue mistress is confident enough to TELL people what she is ... and in no uncertain terms too ... i mean there could be no question what you are now huh

alright so maybe i used the thread to sate my eyeroll tendancys rather than cmail the person and give them this little rant but really ... i thought sharing it would be more fun than mailing someone who probably would read it when i didnt refer to myself as a worthless worm

*snort*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/16/2008 3:22:22 AM

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A person who has made my eyes roll every time he posts.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/16/2008 3:25:29 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

From yet another one who hasnt read my profile:

"If our love were a rose,satin petals thick with dew,I'd awaken you each morning and make tender love to you.If our love were a falcon with wings spread wide in flight,I'd soar with you beneath the stars and welcome in each night.If our love were a flame to warm body and soul,I'd stoke the fire until it raged red hot and out of control.If our love were a garden of burning bush and clinging vine,I'd wrap my arms around you,and brush your fire with mine.I am your's forever if we can voice and meet and we click we can be in total bliss togeather forever. i seek a Soul-Mate and Companion as my profile here says and i hope your the one that can forfill all my want and needs as i you.Your Gorgeous ...i can do all you seek and more ...please give me the Honor of perusing you....i can do all your Fancy's and Fetishes and take you to total Bliss i assure you ! been in the L/s for over 20 years now and trained as both so lets have some sessions and get to know each other OK? :) simply add me to********** "

baybee...if you dont want him send him my way....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/16/2008 7:50:55 AM

Aylee

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

From yet another one who hasnt read my profile:

"If our love were a rose,satin petals thick with dew,I'd awaken you each morning and make tender love to you.If our love were a falcon with wings spread wide in flight,I'd soar with you beneath the stars and welcome in each night.If our love were a flame to warm body and soul,I'd stoke the fire until it raged red hot and out of control.If our love were a garden of burning bush and clinging vine,I'd wrap my arms around you,and brush your fire with mine.I am your's forever if we can voice and meet and we click we can be in total bliss togeather forever. i seek a Soul-Mate and Companion as my profile here says and i hope your the one that can forfill all my want and needs as i you.Your Gorgeous ...i can do all you seek and more ...please give me the Honor of perusing you....i can do all your Fancy's and Fetishes and take you to total Bliss i assure you ! been in the L/s for over 20 years now and trained as both so lets have some sessions and get to know each other OK? :) simply add me to********** "

Umm. . . like the Reba McIntyre song?

How many daughters HAVE you turned into prostitutes?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/16/2008 7:55:24 AM

GreedyTop

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hey! The Girls are spayed!!! No whoring around for THEM, tyvm!

(dammit, now that song is gonna be stuck in my head)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/16/2008 8:04:08 AM

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My eyes rolled today when someone pm'd me and commented positively on my profile, then when I read his I found that he leads off his profile by stating that he is well-endowed. Um, yeah, that is the first and most important thing I consider. sheesh

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/16/2008 8:32:51 AM

sambamanslilgirl

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1st eye roll - from a Ghanan dominant:

i have money ...i'm working on my papers to meet you ...let's get to know each other ...i love you so much

hmmmm - maybe i should have asked for a tribute before blocking him

2nd - eye roll - my local creepy stalker

you will be my (n-word) dog

lmao and his message/profile was reported ...again

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/16/2008 8:37:30 AM

Phoenixpower

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when I dared to accept a little chat today an hour ago from a guy in NYC, who tried to convince me that I like him already and also tried to tell me that I should address him as "Sir" in future emails even when I am about to meet some else pretty soon....kind of my meeting might be my master if it works out but I should still address him as "Sir"...yeah, right, because my life is so boring that I am bothered to name unknown people as "sir"...some guys on here dont need a sub/slave they need a dull doll instead...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/16/2008 8:47:17 AM

MMistress

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

From yet another one who hasnt read my profile:

"If our love were a rose,satin petals thick with dew,I'd awaken you each morning and make tender love to you.If our love were a falcon with wings spread wide in flight,I'd soar with you beneath the stars and welcome in each night.If our love were a flame to warm body and soul,I'd stoke the fire until it raged red hot and out of control.If our love were a garden of burning bush and clinging vine,I'd wrap my arms around you,and brush your fire with mine.I am your's forever if we can voice and meet and we click we can be in total bliss togeather forever. i seek a Soul-Mate and Companion as my profile here says and i hope your the one that can forfill all my want and needs as i you.Your Gorgeous ...i can do all you seek and more ...please give me the Honor of perusing you....i can do all your Fancy's and Fetishes and take you to total Bliss i assure you ! been in the L/s for over 20 years now and trained as both so lets have some sessions and get to know each other OK? :) simply add me to********** "

Okay GT, now I'm just a tad bit jealous. I got the identical email twice from this most wonderful individual and was ready to begin those sessions he referred to. Darn!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/16/2008 8:49:15 AM

sambamanslilgirl

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damn, you too. anyone else receive the same message?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/16/2008 9:04:33 AM

GreedyTop

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I keep wanting to take a red pencil to that email, and send it back to him

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