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sunshinemiss -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/24/2009 6:44:18 PM)
don't forget the velcro!

Aylee -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/24/2009 7:08:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: Mine is blank too. Does this mean if I send you some ice you are now MINE? Naaaaaa just slap a collar on me YAY!!!!! WOOTELS! I always wanted a harem. [:)]

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/24/2009 8:27:53 PM)
I went through some of the drivel in poppy's cm mail and mine. Idiot # 1: hello baby,how are u doing today?,am **** a male of 32 from (miami beach)florida.i was searching through profiles when i found your lovely profile on here and i can't resist to get in touch with you.baby........you mail me on my private mail address ****@yahoo.com.in other to talk better thanks my reply:* This is poppy's Mistress. She belongs to Me, in the House of IntenseMaster. She is also married. You don't mind if We all have a conference call right? Daddysredhead Idiot # 2: You're gorgeous! Do you have a yahoo aim or msn screename because id DEFINITELY like to get to know you better. my reply: This is poppy's Mistress. She is gorgeous, isn't she? My Master thinks I have wonderful taste. Her husband also fancies her a lovely woman. What more would you like to know about her? Daddysredhead Idiot # 3: hi how are u i want to talk to u my reply: This is poppy's Mistress. I read that you want to talk to My girl. I want to win the lottery. I wonder which of us will get what we want first. ~ Daddysredhead Idiot # 4 (this guy wrote to me) i would love to meet my reply: Wonderful! When shall my Master and My girl come see you? his reply: Give me some dates asap! my reply: I leave these kinds of details to my Master. Maybe you should contact Him. edited for spacing

nubianmuscle -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/24/2009 8:35:01 PM)
LOL. Welcome to the club. [;)]

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/24/2009 8:39:14 PM)
Thanks, NM. Do we get cookies? [8D]

nubianmuscle -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/24/2009 8:43:25 PM)
Either that or cake depending upon the day of the week.

sunshinemiss -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/24/2009 8:49:24 PM)
Dear Miss Red alicious, I would like to meet your poppy. Is it true that you can twist her up... and go all around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased he weasel... and that's how she was found? Or is it true that Dorothy brought her back from Oz or mabye She's a Popeye wannabe? Or maybe she's ... well a Latino daddy? I like all of the above. Except maybe the weasel. They seem kind of sneaky. But all the rest yup. so when are you all available? Thank you very much. sunshine

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/24/2009 9:58:08 PM)
Dear sunshiney one, She is actually found atop a lemon-type muffin. She is very sweet. She makes me want to bite her. Would you like a small nibble? [;)] Signed, SharingRed

GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/24/2009 10:42:29 PM)
raises hand I would!! PLEEEASE??

sophiesback -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/24/2009 10:56:42 PM)
me too!

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2009 2:14:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss don't forget the velcro! [sm=tongue.gif]

DarkSteven -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2009 2:32:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: Mine is blank too. Does this mean if I send you some ice you are now MINE? Naaaaaa just slap a collar on me YAY!!!!! WOOTELS! I always wanted a harem. [:)] There comes a time in every thinking man's life where he sits down and has regrets. Right now I am contemplating my habit of expending effort stealing cookies. While I have indeed stolen enough cookies to make me a diabetic, I look over at Aylee, who has amassed a harem of a dozen wimmins or so, and realize that pursuit of cookies is but a hollow dream, and that there are far baser and more fulfilling pursuits that I should have attempted. Sobs Hey, Aylee, how many cookies wouldja take for that harem?

Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2009 5:22:11 AM)
Dear Steven, I feel for you, my friend. Hoarding cookies while I hand out nibbles of my lemon poppyseed muffin like samples at Cosco. It's never too late to change a habit, just put the cookie down, breathe deeply, and walk away from it, while never looking back. There you go... Signed, GroupTherapySwitch

sunshinemiss -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2009 5:48:43 AM)
Hello Miss Red, Thank you for the information. I would in fact enjoy that particular nibble - there are three flavors that I always love - lemon, lime, and sesame (not all together though). So if your sweet poppy seed has lemon yummies... well I'm happy to enjoy. And help her enjoy. Thank you very much. sunshine p.s. I think you are very nice to Mr. Steven. After I have my lil muffin, may I please go join Mr. Steven's Dark Harem?

DarkSteven -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2009 5:51:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss After I have my lil muffin, may I please go join Mr. Steven's Dark Harem? [:)]

poppyseed -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2009 5:56:28 AM)
Can I just say how much I love watching my Ma'am cutting down would-bes left and right on my behalf? It gives me good shivers. And about those nibbles of me everybody's taking... those, too, give me yummy shivers.

sunshinemiss -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2009 6:02:00 AM)
We are so happy to accomodate you poppy... yes we are. It's a sacrifice, but we will take one for the team. mmmm hmmm.. Yes. By the way, have you ever been to Brooklyn?

DarkSteven -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2009 6:02:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poppyseed Can I just say how much I love watching my Ma'am cutting down would-bes left and right on my behalf? It gives me good shivers. Funny. I wrote a poppyletter than was devoid of subtlety (sanity, too for that matter) and wasn't cut down at all... /Grabs poppy and adds her to harem/ /hopes to use poppy as bait for Red so I can add her to my harem as well/

poppyseed -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2009 6:17:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss We are so happy to accomodate you poppy... yes we are. It's a sacrifice, but we will take one for the team. mmmm hmmm.. Yes. By the way, have you ever been to Brooklyn? I haven't, but now I'm wondering if I should maybe make that the destination for my next solo vacation. ;)

poppyseed -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/25/2009 6:19:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: poppyseed Can I just say how much I love watching my Ma'am cutting down would-bes left and right on my behalf? It gives me good shivers. Funny. I wrote a poppyletter than was devoid of subtlety (sanity, too for that matter) and wasn't cut down at all... /Grabs poppy and adds her to harem/ /hopes to use poppy as bait for Red so I can add her to my harem as well/ Whither I goest, Red comes to retrieve me to keep me out of trouble. Excellent move, DarkSteven! I think your ploy might work! And of course YOU weren't cut down. You're good, not evil. Red told me so herself.

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