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thornhappy -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/21/2010 1:56:39 PM)

2 things made my eyes roll today:

1) A one-word message from a dom in Chicago that said "BORING".  Blank profile.  So I sent back "Like your profile?"

2) gods help us, a guy who joined just to get on the 9-11 thread, who claims to know physics but is making the  most basic of mistakes.




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/21/2010 5:13:22 PM)

*imagines Thorny twitching at each mistake the guy makes*




Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/21/2010 5:19:22 PM)

I thought Thorny said "psychics" and was thinking maybe the guy really just had a Magic 8 ball.




Level -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/21/2010 5:24:35 PM)

More like he just snorted an 8 ball, believing all that wacky conspiracy stuff.




Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/21/2010 5:29:33 PM)

*squees and giggles at Level*

You are so funny!  (Isn't there any way you can come to my party in May?)

Would big, soulful, tear-filled eyes work?  How about a bit of cleavage?  I'm willing to work with you here.  [;)]




Level -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/21/2010 5:34:42 PM)

Sweetness, I would if I could. This is going to be a hard year, financially. [:)] But, sometimes things go right LOL, and turn out better than we think, so we gotta leave the door open just a tiny bit, right?




Kalista07 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/21/2010 5:37:16 PM)

The lady who when I went to tan today after I told her my name when she asked me what I wanted and I told her I wanted to tan had the nerve to say, "Duh" to me... And then He laughed.... WTF  is that all about??

Kali




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/21/2010 5:40:25 PM)

That's ok, Kalista. 

When I went back to show the girl the orange streaks the tanning lotion she sold me caused, she told me, "That just happened because you have too much protien."  I just looked at her like she was an alien and said, "You seriously didn't just say that out loud did you?"

I shit you not. 




Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/21/2010 7:06:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

Sweetness, I would if I could. This is going to be a hard year, financially. [:)] But, sometimes things go right LOL, and turn out better than we think, so we gotta leave the door open just a tiny bit, right?


I know, but I will always hold out some hope for you. 

*hugs you for general intents and purposes cuz I lubs my Levelicious friend*




impishlilhellcat -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/21/2010 9:06:51 PM)

The guy who asked me to be his prostitute slave so he could bring his wife over "here"




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/24/2010 10:16:30 PM)

two emails from a 32 yr old dom in CA.

first asking how I was doing (fine)
second asking me what I was doing (sitting here with my husband, reading the message boards).

No response.





Rule -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/26/2010 12:44:37 PM)

Driven by insatiable scientific curiosity, about fifteen minutes ago I decided to perform a memorable experiment next to my keyboard: to wit, I smashed the nearly opened lid of a can with pineapples with the end of my can opener. After drying my face and cleaning up, I concluded that this was an experiment that ought not to be repeated.

('Insatiable scientific curiosity' sounds so very much better than 'in utter stupidity', don't you think?)




WyldHrt -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/26/2010 2:44:00 PM)

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After drying my face and cleaning up, I concluded that this was an experiment that ought not to be repeated.

('Insatiable scientific curiosity' sounds so very much better than 'in utter stupidity', don't you think?)

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What's making my eyes roll today is the sheer number of "doormat" threads! [:'(]




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/26/2010 10:20:33 PM)

the road construction crew that put up the sign indicating that the left lane was merging closed ahead.. then closed the right lane.




ShaharThorne -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/27/2010 12:13:18 AM)

The kid who cussed me out on Runescape...without me tearing his arse up...I iggy him and reported tthe said arse to Jagex...




myotherself -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/27/2010 1:30:35 AM)

me taking my dog to the vet for his vaccination, getting all the way home and realising I'd left my handbag at the vet's office.

What a numpty! [:D]




myotherself -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (2/27/2010 5:26:39 AM)

ohhh this is TOO funny!

Got a message from some dickwad making sophisticated(!) jokes about my pussy, so I called him on it and blocked him, and he used his OTHER profile to send this:

YOU HAVE THE CHEEK TO CALL ME A FUCKWIT WHEN YOUR JOURNAL ENTRIES AND PICTURE HAVE FUCK ALL TO DO WITH BDSM. GET A LIFE WELL AS MUCH AS YOU CAN DO FROM BEING A NORTHERNER, AND I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAY ABOUT DELICIOUS PUSSY MORE LIKE A DISEASE RIDDEN CHAMOIS LEATHER ALL WRINKLED FROM YEARS OF ABUSE EARNING FROM IT

Guess I hurt his ickle feelings...hehehehe!!

He puts his age at 55 on one profile and 33 on the other. I'm guessing from his fundamental lack of understanding of basic grammar, that's actually his IQ and it's diminishing...started at 55, now down to 33, and counting...[:D]




Phoenixpower -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (3/3/2010 2:08:44 PM)

The stupidity from Continental airlines [8|]

I tried to use the money from a previously cancelled flight to Master Richard for my next flight to him...without success...the homepage told me to call them...so I did [:)]

Well, that lady told me I should have gotten a refund, where I explained to her that I had the options to either get refund or to bank it with them for my next flight...she then went away and came back, telling me that my flight was non-refundable, a la tough luck and I should just book another flight...lol, I dont think so, as after all they had the offer to cancel binnen 24 hours and I cancelled 8 hours later.

So I hanged up and called again and started all over again with another person...who then told me that I would have applied for a refund...which of course, I did not. So she transferred me to a guy who then explained to me that the request for a refund was being processed today...so it seems that first bitch did that when that was in no way my interest [>:]

Therefore I am now closely watching my account and if nothing gets back in the next few weeks, then I will be up their back again...and if I receive it I will write them a congratulation mail about their incompetence and that I make sure to not use them ever again...If they offer to re-use it then thats what I want, I did neither ask for a refund on that day, nor did I want that one behind my back now...so if they would have just issued my next flight with it as requested they would have earned money on me, whereas now...I won't bother about them anymore [:)] Cest la vie [:)] At least now I have much more options when I choose which flight to book to return for my next trip to Master Richard [:)]






CarrieO -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (3/3/2010 5:00:26 PM)

A  refund check I got in the mail today from a bill I overpaid 3 months ago by....wait for it.....$0.02 !!!

[8|]




girlygurl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (3/3/2010 5:24:28 PM)

This ---------> I saw your profile and I'm really interested in meeting and
getting to know you more. I must say, If I ever saw an angel, it was
in your eyes. It must have been a rainy day when you were born, except
it wasn't really raining... It was the sky who was crying because it
lost his most beautiful star, YOU!




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