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persephonee -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/21/2008 12:52:38 PM)

i dont get mail anymore at all...except the welcomed kind....i miss those days.




VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/21/2008 12:53:31 PM)

Someone sent me a note saying that I had a great figure....for someone my age!!![8|]

So if I was 25 I'd be eligible for the 2 seats for the price of 1 on the airplane??? (See Obese thread in Off Topic section)




LadyHibiscus -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/21/2008 12:53:41 PM)

Oh for sure, now that I rewrote my profile, most of my mail is from friends!  Ain't too many MEN out there wanting Little Me! 




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/21/2008 12:54:00 PM)

I actually haven't heard from any of them.... But it's ok... there's really only a select few that I HAVE gotten mail from... and I enjoy reading from them... So it's ok...




LadyHibiscus -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/21/2008 12:55:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Someone sent me a note saying that I had a great figure....for someone my age!!![8|]

So if I was 25 I'd be eligible for the 2 seats for the price of 1 on the airplane??? (See Obese thread in Off Topic section)


Well YEAH,  since you are evidently a Giantess, you should score the exit row as well! [:)]




VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/21/2008 12:58:04 PM)

Maybe I'll get the seat next to yours............big meanie.[8|]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/21/2008 1:02:24 PM)

Look who's talking, over 7 feet tall!!  I make them GUESS my weight! [8D]




VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/21/2008 1:10:34 PM)

[sm=Groaner.gif]Forgot I put that on my profile!




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/21/2008 7:49:05 PM)

Remember the guy who wrote about the burning bush and all that crap?  this just in from him:

"Your Gorgeous ...i can do all you seek and more ...please give me the Honor of perusing you....i can do all your Fancy's and Fetishes and take you to total Bliss i assure you ! been in the L/s for over 20 years now and trained as both so lets have some sessions and get to know each other OK? :) simply add me to ********"





OneMoreWaste -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/21/2008 8:05:53 PM)

Yet another "Domme" wondering why men aren't falling all over themselves to do her scutwork and buy her stuff and get nothing in return [8|]

What's worse- being sterotyped as a sex-crazed maniac, or being stereotyped as a complete moron? Oh, nevermind, we get both! [:)]




CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/22/2008 10:57:06 PM)

Well, a nice little cmail waiting for me informed me that my profile reads as if I'm being forced to be submissive, and why am I advertising on a BDSM site, I belong on a vanilla site.

Then the oh-so-powerful dominant blocked me so I couldn't even send him my nice, polite, "thank you for your concern but I believe you have misread me" response. 

Maybe it's that whole "submission is not a gift" thang I got on my profile.

Dweeb.

Cali




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/22/2008 11:20:19 PM)

I got one today that was quoting my Profile, and said:

"I love the people on the message boards... They don't judge, and are always there to lend an ear..."

because it's the internet and people can't touch you or call you an ugly piece of shit ...

 
I don't know what THAT was about... I should reply and ask... lol




Vendaval -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/22/2008 11:22:14 PM)

If his bush is burning did you direct him to the nearest clinic for fire-retardent underwear?


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
Remember the guy who wrote about the burning bush and all that crap?  this just in from him:




ArmoredOne -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/23/2008 5:25:42 AM)

It was last night, but listening to the 15 year old monster child gushing about his new girlfriend, and then watching him storm off when I mentioned that he said much the same thing about the last 5 girlfriends...




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/23/2008 7:28:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Remember the guy who wrote about the burning bush and all that crap?  this just in from him:

"Your Gorgeous ...i can do all you seek and more ...please give me the Honor of perusing you....i can do all your Fancy's and Fetishes and take you to total Bliss i assure you ! been in the L/s for over 20 years now and trained as both so lets have some sessions and get to know each other OK? :) simply add me to ********"




Greedy, don't leave him hanging - reply back to the desperate man!


a mistress on a yahoo group who's selling her male slave for $2000 ...her original asking price was $5000




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/23/2008 7:36:20 AM)

*snort*

Well, he DID finally actually look at my profile...




KatyLied -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/23/2008 7:37:32 AM)


The best cmail thus far today:
good morning sexy, are you feeling a bit playful this morning?




FourQ -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/23/2008 10:09:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*snort*

Well, he DID finally actually look at my profile...

Curiosity got the better of me, so I took a look at your profile...  Nice to see someone smiling more than not.
Took a quick look through your pics on there...  (trying to think of a way of saying this without sounding pervy) I'm giving thought to how long it's acceptable to wait before taking another look at your bum pic, a bum like yours deserves a second look. 
Nice figure GT.
(Sorry, I know it still sounds pervy).




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/23/2008 10:17:27 AM)

:D Thanks :) ANd look as often as you wish, thats why I put them up there! :D




xxblushesxx -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (11/23/2008 10:17:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Remember the guy who wrote about the burning bush and all that crap?  this just in from him:

"Your Gorgeous ...i can do all you seek and more ...please give me the Honor of perusing you....i can do all your Fancy's and Fetishes and take you to total Bliss i assure you ! been in the L/s for over 20 years now and trained as both so lets have some sessions and get to know each other OK? :) simply add me to ********"


Greedy, I think this is his secret way of telling you that he will buy Fancy Feast for teh kittehs!
You guys will live in feasty bliss furrrever!!!
I'm very happy for you!

I got one recently:

amazing,,,want real relation,,,can u travel??if i accomodate u for free in egypt,,,waiting




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