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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2008 1:18:42 PM

GreedyTop

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I think you're absolutely adorable, funny, smart, blah blah blah (now, where's my catnip??)

(and I was talking about Kyttyn's cult leader...)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2008 1:20:52 PM

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Ok, this made my eyes roll. I posted a sorta snarky, but very true answer to someone's post. He NEEDED to know this info in order to post threads that people would read. My post disappeared, and I'll probably be mod-spanked, but, as far as I can tell, I did not violate the TOS.

Sometimes, snark is necessary.

I must not have offended the gentleman too much, because he sent me a generic letter asking for me to send him an email telling him more about myself.

Here's my eyeroll(s)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2008 1:22:28 PM

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Greedy just made my eyes roll, but in honor of the giving holiday seasons, he is now YOUR creepy cult leader Dom guy.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2008 1:30:28 PM

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*LALALALA * I can't HEAR YOUUUU....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2008 1:52:01 PM

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This TV show, The Pickup Artist! You would think the supposed expert on this show were doing a parody, because he can't be serious! as he and some friends of his, some other alleged smooth operators, presume to coach the flirt-challenged participants. One can only guess he's shooting for "rock star," with his humourously overwrought costumes and ludicrous headgear. He says the headgear's a conversation piece - I'll bet! Really, he gives boy-eyeliner and black nail polish a bad name.

If that guy and his friends have game, in real life, then I need to rush outside and check what planet I'm living on.

This show gets 5 rolling eyes...and that's not even a complete set of eyes!

P.S. - Aren't we done with the "soul patch," yet? Isn't that due to be passe' in about...(looking at watch)...2002?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2008 4:16:25 PM

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that show is so lame - the pick up lines they try to advise these contestants to use are even worse!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2008 9:37:45 PM

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HA!

O dear... someone just emailed me claiming to be bill gates.

It's ok though... earlier this month he said he was a lesbian...

Surprisingly, he's kept the same picture throughout.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/23/2008 9:40:36 PM

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Claiming to be Bill Gates.... I would take him up on that, just so I can get him to fix all my IT problems

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2008 4:59:42 AM

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i had one guy who kept insisting that he worked for N.O.R.A.D. - i said if you worked at N.O.R.A.D. you wouldn't be IMming me on an unsecured line.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2008 8:35:52 AM

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I had to roll my eyes at some idiot calling me at 6am. Unless your head has been ripped off by a wolf, youre on fire, or youre in dire need of a friend because you want to off yourself, dont call at 6am. I love talking to people, but even Master knows that calling at 6am might cause him to get hurt (although I do like hearing from him when he gets off work at that time just to know hes safe.). But what made me roll my eyes even harder is when the dipshit moron had the nerve to say, "Well I gotta get off the phone. I have to be up in a few hours and I will never understand why people want to talk at such an hour. Night!" -click- It was all I could do to not go find a shot gun...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2008 10:14:21 AM

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I just got this message - twice. Now bear in mind my profile has no pic...

"HI
My name is ***** am from US i saw your profile and i was pleased with what i saw. i just want you to know that you are very beautiful. Believe me when i say that the greatest gift to my eyesight to have them set on you, always remember that beauty is not based on how attractive we are to everybody else, but how attractive we are to ourselves, for one cannot think other people think they are full of beauty unless they know they are beautiful too.
Baby Only God's creations can compare to the beauty that I see in you, if I ever saw an angel, it was in your eyes, baby always remember that friends are angels that come from above. Sent down from God for you to love. So if you are sad, and don't know what to do. Just remember that i care for you, honestly baby if i were an angel... i would choose to watch over you.
I would love to get to know you better because i can no longer feed or doing any thing ever since i saw your profile
With Love
From
****"

Just....eeeeewwwww!!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2008 10:18:40 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

I had to roll my eyes at some idiot calling me at 6am. Unless your head has been ripped off by a wolf, youre on fire, or youre in dire need of a friend because you want to off yourself, dont call at 6am. I love talking to people, but even Master knows that calling at 6am might cause him to get hurt (although I do like hearing from him when he gets off work at that time just to know hes safe.). But what made me roll my eyes even harder is when the dipshit moron had the nerve to say, "Well I gotta get off the phone. I have to be up in a few hours and I will never understand why people want to talk at such an hour. Night!" -click- It was all I could do to not go find a shot gun...

You... answered the phone at 6am?? O.O Patient woman....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2008 10:33:40 AM

sambamanslilgirl

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i'm surprised you didn't hang up within 2 seconds.

here's what i found in my spambox today from a guy in Nigeria:

hi - i would like to meet you tomorrow....

LOL - yeah right ...meet me tomorrow - oh i cannot stop laughing....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2008 4:31:54 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

I had to roll my eyes at some idiot calling me at 6am. Unless your head has been ripped off by a wolf, youre on fire, or youre in dire need of a friend because you want to off yourself, dont call at 6am. I love talking to people, but even Master knows that calling at 6am might cause him to get hurt (although I do like hearing from him when he gets off work at that time just to know hes safe.). But what made me roll my eyes even harder is when the dipshit moron had the nerve to say, "Well I gotta get off the phone. I have to be up in a few hours and I will never understand why people want to talk at such an hour. Night!" -click- It was all I could do to not go find a shot gun...

So, I can call you when I'm reallllly depressed?!!
At six AM?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2008 4:33:53 PM

KyttynTheMynx

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

I had to roll my eyes at some idiot calling me at 6am. Unless your head has been ripped off by a wolf, youre on fire, or youre in dire need of a friend because you want to off yourself, dont call at 6am. I love talking to people, but even Master knows that calling at 6am might cause him to get hurt (although I do like hearing from him when he gets off work at that time just to know hes safe.). But what made me roll my eyes even harder is when the dipshit moron had the nerve to say, "Well I gotta get off the phone. I have to be up in a few hours and I will never understand why people want to talk at such an hour. Night!" -click- It was all I could do to not go find a shot gun...

You... answered the phone at 6am?? O.O Patient woman....

When I am doped up on nyquil, I have no concept of time until I look at the phone or computer...

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10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2008 4:34:06 PM

GreedyTop

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quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I just got this message - twice. Now bear in mind my profile has no pic...

"HI
My name is ***** am from US i saw your profile and i was pleased with what i saw. i just want you to know that you are very beautiful. Believe me when i say that the greatest gift to my eyesight to have them set on you, always remember that beauty is not based on how attractive we are to everybody else, but how attractive we are to ourselves, for one cannot think other people think they are full of beauty unless they know they are beautiful too.
Baby Only God's creations can compare to the beauty that I see in you, if I ever saw an angel, it was in your eyes, baby always remember that friends are angels that come from above. Sent down from God for you to love. So if you are sad, and don't know what to do. Just remember that i care for you, honestly baby if i were an angel... i would choose to watch over you.
I would love to get to know you better because i can no longer feed or doing any thing ever since i saw your profile
With Love
From
****"

Just....eeeeewwwww!!!

I think I got that one a year or so ago... LOL

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2008 4:37:23 PM

KyttynTheMynx

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quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

I had to roll my eyes at some idiot calling me at 6am. Unless your head has been ripped off by a wolf, youre on fire, or youre in dire need of a friend because you want to off yourself, dont call at 6am. I love talking to people, but even Master knows that calling at 6am might cause him to get hurt (although I do like hearing from him when he gets off work at that time just to know hes safe.). But what made me roll my eyes even harder is when the dipshit moron had the nerve to say, "Well I gotta get off the phone. I have to be up in a few hours and I will never understand why people want to talk at such an hour. Night!" -click- It was all I could do to not go find a shot gun...

So, I can call you when I'm reallllly depressed?!!
At six AM?

Yes. But dont be surprised if I go to the I hate it when thread after I have had coffee...

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The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

"Kyttyn: The Other White Meat!" - DRH

10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2008 4:44:54 PM

CalifChick

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WTF? Is there a sign up with my name on it somewhere? Another helpful dom telling me that I'm not a real submissive, yet another one telling me that I'm desperate, and my profile reads like a cheap floozy... geez people.

Cali
(who may be a floozy, but certainly isn't CHEAP!)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2008 4:46:06 PM

GreedyTop

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Floozy *perk*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/24/2008 4:47:51 PM

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I had a friend call me today to complain about being awakened by the electric company at 9 am ( they were trimming branchs in case we get more ice storm damage like last year). I really lack patience for people that sleep until noon and then think the world has ended because everyone else is up and working. I was up at 6--duh. Bet alot of other people were too.

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