Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: girlygurl I went to the mortuary to sign papers for Dad's cremation.... When I asked if they had the urn I had ordered (nearly two months ago), not only did they NOT have it ordered, but they couldn't remember the vendor the need to order it from. I told the man, "please don't make me come back here and pick out another urn, cause if I have to I will surely have to medicate myself or I will have to kill you!" *much love to you, doll baby* My eyes rolled when some guy from Istanbul by way of Alabama, sends me picture of him in a speedo and an email, asking me to cam with him. I sent him this reply: "I'll do you one better. I'll give your contact information to my Master because I'm sure He would love to talk to the idiot who is asking His girl to get in front of a webcam, who can't read a profile, and thinks that wearing a marble bag for swimwear is sexy."
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Founding Member, Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed. Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart 13th doughnut
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