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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/1/2008 3:15:22 PM   
MrQwerty


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MrQ... when I try to bring up a profile for you, all I get is "profile not found".  That's what I meant by a switch in the off position.  Silly.

I always think the worst, it's a habit. Get in there before someone else does etc.
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Are you sure she meant "ego"... because you know, with a voice husky and low and soft with excitement, a glazed look in her eye, when she said "wow, you sure have a huge EGO"... she might not have meant... ego.

Well I've got a deep husky voice and every time I say ego it sounds like HEEEGO. At this point in time I'm saying 'huge ego' in a soft ever so excited voice to try and figure out what you meant. I wish my brain power didn't have to rely on audio queues. "huge ego."

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/1/2008 3:16:46 PM   
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my C-mail in which some ugly man offered me money in order to lick my feet. ::shudders::

like I have nothing else better to do.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/1/2008 3:21:28 PM   
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my C-mail in which some ugly man offered me money in order to lick my feet. ::shudders::

like I have nothing else better to do.


If it's enough money, he can lick my feet!!  I seem to just sit here doing nothing else anyway.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/1/2008 3:40:25 PM   
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I went to the mortuary to sign papers for Dad's cremation.... When I asked if they had the urn I had ordered (nearly two months ago), not only did they NOT have it ordered, but they couldn't remember the vendor the need to order it from. I told the man, "please don't make me come back here and pick out another urn, cause if I have to I will surely have to medicate myself or I will have to kill you!"


girly

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/1/2008 5:43:28 PM   
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Eye roll of the day: I bit my tounge drinking a glass of water.

I mean...WTF??? Who DOES that??????


*points Holly towards the mirror*

THATS who.....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/1/2008 6:46:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: girlygurl

I went to the mortuary to sign papers for Dad's cremation.... When I asked if they had the urn I had ordered (nearly two months ago), not only did they NOT have it ordered, but they couldn't remember the vendor the need to order it from. I told the man, "please don't make me come back here and pick out another urn, cause if I have to I will surely have to medicate myself or I will have to kill you!"


*much love to you, doll baby*





My eyes rolled when some guy from Istanbul by way of Alabama, sends me picture of him in a speedo and an email, asking me to cam with him. 

I sent him this reply:

"I'll do you one better.  I'll give your contact information to my Master because I'm sure He would love to talk to the idiot who is asking His girl to get in front of a webcam, who can't read a profile, and thinks that wearing a marble bag for swimwear is sexy."  


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/1/2008 7:11:54 PM   
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Hugs to you drh

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/1/2008 7:12:47 PM   
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*hugs girly*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/1/2008 9:59:25 PM   
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*hugs girly, lauds her self control for not yanking the guy's testicles out through his throat*

Hib, who also heard from Istanbul, AL today!

"I have a lot of hidden aggression, I just don't hide it very well"

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/1/2008 10:02:56 PM   
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Where a 19 year old told me I should meet him b/c we had alot in comman but when i asked him what we had in comman he couldn't tell me 1 thing. -laughs-

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/2/2008 9:09:35 AM   
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What made my eyes roll today?

A random misogynistic, overweight, short, gorean male calling me all sorts of things because it helps his little penor get hard.

Do not want.


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/2/2008 10:45:56 AM   
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a male slave too eager and desperate to please and bi-femdom who wishes i was bi

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/2/2008 1:24:26 PM   
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Thinking WAYY too much like an 8th grade girl over a guy friend I've known since I was five years old. Who expressed interest in me and kissed me just after I'd broken up with the ex.
And who I felt more spark with than with the ex in the first place.
I'm GIDDY. That makes my eyes roll EMPHATICALLY.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/2/2008 1:34:03 PM   
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When this "domme" sent me a message on the other side saying "mooooooooooooooo"

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/2/2008 2:04:51 PM   
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Reading some of the worst advice imaginable made my eyes roll today.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/2/2008 2:09:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: camille65

Reading some of the worst advice imaginable made my eyes roll today.


So, what'd you go and write it for???

I kid...


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/2/2008 2:11:25 PM   
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Booger.

(I kid toooooo )


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/2/2008 3:35:39 PM   
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I wont say what made my eyes roll, because it would be rude of me to drag my issues into other peoples lives, but just know, it made my eyes roll sooo hard that I had a hard time picking the right one up from under my desk.  Shit shit shit, fuck fuck fuck.  

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/2/2008 5:26:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SweetNika

When this "domme" sent me a message on the other side saying "mooooooooooooooo"


ugh, isn't it sad how rude people a) never grow up and b) never come up with anything more original? Idiots. *hugs*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 12/2/2008 6:22:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SweetNika

When this "domme" sent me a message on the other side saying "mooooooooooooooo"


Well since she's mooing she is admitting she is a cow. Offer her some Bag Balm?

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