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As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter
giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, 'What in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied,
'Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side
of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter
making passionate love to her vibrator. When he questioned her as to what she
was doing, the daughter said, 'Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and
this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband! Please, go away and
leave me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the
groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now familiar buzzing noise
coming from, of all places, the family room. She cautiously entered that area
and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV with the
vibrator next to him buzzing like crazy.
The wife shrieked, 'What the hell are you doing?' The husband replied, 'I'm
watching the ball game with my son-in-law.'
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