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LadyEllen -> Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 6:46:57 AM)
It all becomes clear. The accusation that Obama was a Muslim was nothing but a distraction. The appointment of Sarah Palin was no bizarre selection. The Republicans have a plan to install Islam as the state religion in the US - maybe to please their oil rich friends in OPEC, or as part of an overall plan to lose a war against radical Islam. It maybe hasnt been noticed until now, but Sarah Palin is a perfect anagram for SHARIA PLAN! Her insistence on Biblical values is actually just a preparatory stage prior to converting the entire US to Sharia Law - much of which is no different to the Old Testament - it will be her job as VP to handle the new Sharia justice system while the party as a whole converts the rest of the populace. Vote Satanist (Obama) to avoid Islam? The 08 Choice becomes more and more difficult to make E

sirsholly -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 6:51:14 AM)
thanks...now i am really confused[:(]

LadyEllen -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 7:04:57 AM)
There's nothing confusing about this - one is a Satanist, the other is a Muslim wishing to subvert the nation. It certainly makes the choice more difficult, but at least now you're armed with the facts before you make it. E

rulemylife -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 7:22:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen It maybe hasnt been noticed until now, but Sarah Palin is a perfect anagram for SHARIA PLAN! [:D] You have WAY too much time on your hands.

LadyEllen -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 7:33:02 AM)
I shall not rest RML, until the truth is out! E

bipolarber -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 7:39:38 AM)
What is it about the english, and anagrams? [;)]

Raechard -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 7:43:54 AM)
You were almost right Palin is however a Satanist, have you never seen her execute and skin animals? I did a quick websearch to confirm my theory and found these people agree with me. http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message610187/pg1 quote: Breaking!!! Sarah Palin is a satanist! caught wearing aleister crawley moloch star!!! http://www.gov.state.ak.us/photos/Gov-Palin-2006_Official.jpg

LadyEllen -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 7:48:39 AM)
My goodness Raechard - you're right! The whole thing is a Satanist conspiracy! "so what if we are space aliens? Its a two party system, you have to vote for one of us" E

Daddysredhead -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 7:13:52 PM)
Oh dear... [sm=abducted.gif]

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 7:35:30 PM)
I found the shark virgin birth story linked to from the same page to be much more interesting, quite frankly, but I'm easily amused.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 7:38:16 PM)
Is the shark also a Muslim? [;)]

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 7:41:49 PM)
Actually I believe the shark is a satanist. The scientists are Muslim, though.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 7:49:21 PM)
Ah, yes... So, are the zoo-keepers Scientologists then? 'Cuz those folks iz jus' dang crazy... nodnodnod

Daddysredhead -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 8:00:12 PM)
Linea, there was a documented virgin shark birth in Richmond, VA this week. So, the satanist in the shark is trying to make it look like it's something other than straight from the dark side. don't be fooled!

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 8:01:19 PM)
I believe that all zoo-keepers are required to be Scientologists. It's in the contract.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 9:03:58 PM)
Ohhh, see that just makes good sense to me. You're so smart, Lin. I knew that you'd have the answer. [;)]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 9:23:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen It all becomes clear. The accusation that Obama was a Muslim was nothing but a distraction. The appointment of Sarah Palin was no bizarre selection. The Republicans have a plan to install Islam as the state religion in the US - maybe to please their oil rich friends in OPEC, or as part of an overall plan to lose a war against radical Islam. It maybe hasnt been noticed until now, but Sarah Palin is a perfect anagram for SHARIA PLAN! Her insistence on Biblical values is actually just a preparatory stage prior to converting the entire US to Sharia Law - much of which is no different to the Old Testament - it will be her job as VP to handle the new Sharia justice system while the party as a whole converts the rest of the populace. Vote Satanist (Obama) to avoid Islam? The 08 Choice becomes more and more difficult to make E OMFG!!!!! (So I'm NOT the only one that saw this coming!!!!)

PanthersMom -> RE: Palin - a Muslim? (10/11/2008 9:38:21 PM)
now i can go to bed giggling. i think some of the folks here are closet conspiracy theorists! you keep me amused with your insights. PM

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