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Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 5:36:33 AM

DarkSteven

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I just got my first idiot email.

"You look like your ready for a big fat sloppy hummer that only a good submissive cocksucking fag coule provide ;)"

After months of making sympathetic noises towards the CM women who complained about their unsolicited stupid emails... I now feel their pain.

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 5:40:21 AM

Aileen1968

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You have to respond back politely with a "thank you, but no thanks. I'm in a relationship" so that you can receive...you fucking waste of space, fat pig cow. I wouldn't touch your fake ass with my neighbors dick. 8)

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 5:41:04 AM

chamberqueen

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Poor Steven - you had to wait this long to join the club? LOL (clinks glasses)

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 6:35:26 AM

ApathyRomance

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I bet in the time it took you to get that one, the average active female profile on here got . . . well I'm not sure how long it took you to get that one.

A lot. A lot more than one.

Congratulations?

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 6:37:35 AM

NuevaVida

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Congratulations!!

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 6:45:35 AM

WhiplashSmile2

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Passes you a membership card, along with a free drink token. Welcome to the club my friend.

I have recieved some rude and crazy off the wall emails from male slaves, bi switch girls, female subs with a chip on their shoulder and you name it.

These emails have not out weighed the good ones, however, I know damn well if I was a female member on this site I would have a shit load of crappy emails.

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 6:51:20 AM

GreedyTop

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um.. Whip? I thought you werent going to mention my emails....

*grin*

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 7:06:14 AM

sambamanslilgirl

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congrats!

to move up to the next level of membership, you need to receive a message with cock shot.

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 7:16:42 AM

beargonewild

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Does this mean I should be striving for the first level membership?

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 7:18:28 AM

sambamanslilgirl

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you've already surpassed level one with your female submissive messages, fuzzy

you need to work on level 2 - message with tits shots

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 7:20:02 AM

MamaDomme1

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w00t! Welcome!

And yes, I agree that you must respond so that you do receive the anticipated response. ;)

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 7:46:21 AM

faerytattoodgirl

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reply back: atleast my hummer is bigger than your hummer and dont need viagra!

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 8:17:40 AM

persephonee

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Nah...i send him tittie shots daily....he seems appreciative of them....as in appreciating a painting on someone elses wall. i was informed upon joining CM that i should keep my tittie shots handy and attach them to any and all Cmail communications....fairly sure its ToS....ill hafta check.

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 8:24:42 AM

stella41b

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

congrats!

to move up to the next level of membership, you need to receive a message with cock shot.

Oh is that what these things are? I just assumed some guys had funny-shaped noses.

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 9:23:42 AM

DarkSteven

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

You have to respond back politely with a "thank you, but no thanks. I'm in a relationship"

Close. I responded with, "So which part of my profile did you ignore? The part that said I was straight, the part that said I was not looking, or the part that said I live in Colorado?"

Then I blew it by blocking him so I'll never know what erudite response he would have had.

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"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 9:34:33 AM

ShatteredSoul123

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Far be it for me to argue, because I hate getting idiotic emails myself, but I don't understaqnd why people complain about them so much. Not everyone is on collarme to find a partner, or a mate, or even a steady relationship. Some people want nothing more then one night stands, sexual flings, and parties. As such, why would those people want to waste time trying to figure out who wants what... just send out a few emails, the ones who block/complain were not right from the start. The others will reply.

Something I learned in chatrooms and on personal sites long ago is that the majority of people who are successful using them, are the ones who ignore the rules and email ()or private message) insistantly until someone replies.

I aint saying I do this, nor am I saying you are wrong about the annoyance, however... its just as annoying when I visit forums, or see profile blogs who do nothing but complain about.... get over it, it happens, move on...

I know this sounds harsh and I am truly sorry I am not meaning to offend, I just really wanted to get this off my chest... As long as you know who and what you are looking for, you'll be fine :o)

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 9:35:38 AM

GreedyTop

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You're new around here, aren't you?

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 9:43:01 AM

OsideGirl

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
I responded with, "So which part of my profile did you ignore? The part that said I was straight, the part that said I was not looking, or the part that said I live in Colorado?"

Dammit, Steven.....now we don't get to see the email that says that he's just like a woman or that he's better than a female submissive anyway.

<POUT>

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 2:13:50 PM

laura2161

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Ha, Must be that time of the month.

I received this one yesterday from someone Ive never chatted/spoken with/even knew existed...

" 'Fuck buddy'? What a classless, uneducated slob. You talk like the pigs you claim to have no interest in...disgusting"

He's referring to a journal entry I wrote regarding the fact I am not here looking for a fuck buddy or to be the part time girl on the side etc etc. etc.

My response? "Haha, thank you for the laugh. Have a fantastic day."

I then proceeded to block him before the deluge of nasty emails flooded my mailbox.

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RE: Not just the women... - 10/12/2008 2:18:34 PM

WyldHrt

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Welcome to the club, Steven! Your decoder ring is in the mail

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