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persephonee -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 5:35:33 PM)

suj....you may have perved me but no message.....sniffle. i needs mail dammit. [:D]

perse




Darias -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 5:35:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

you bet!!

Darias.....how did you know about my things with accents?



Show me a woman who doesnt swoon over some accent or other......................




and ill show you how to replace the batterys in her hearing aid




Daddysredhead -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 5:36:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sujuguete

Okay, I think I've perved everyone on the thread now.  *whew*  Think I need a cigarette, and I don't even smoke!


I do, give 'em to me.  [;)]

Let's gather all the neighbors and give 'em a show.  [sm=flash.gif]    [sm=flash.gif]    [sm=flash.gif]




sujuguete -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 5:36:52 PM)

Whoops!  Sorry, perse!

mail incoming. . .




Daddysredhead -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 5:38:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Darias

quote:

ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

you bet!!

Darias.....how did you know about my things with accents?



Show me a woman who doesnt swoon over some accent or other......................

and ill show you how to replace the batterys in her hearing aid



I got over my swooning with non-domestic accents after being married 13 years to my ex. 

Now, I just find that I like a good, soft, Southern accent.  *thud*




Darias -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 5:40:10 PM)

spoken like a woman whos never had sweet nothings whispered in  her ear on a warm moon lit night by an irishman out to win a bet




persephonee -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 5:40:59 PM)

::splat::




Darias -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 5:41:56 PM)

wasnt me!!!  Red did it




sujuguete -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 5:56:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Darias

spoken like a woman whos never had sweet nothings whispered in  her ear on a warm moon lit night by an irishman out to win a bet


*panting, eyes glazing over*




persephonee -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 6:07:34 PM)

uh huh....i know who splatted me.




thornhappy -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 6:11:49 PM)

I went * thud * just watching the conversation go by!




Darias -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 6:35:06 PM)

im gonna get blamed for the thudds splats and pantings arent I?




Daddysredhead -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 6:48:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Darias

spoken like a woman whos never had sweet nothings whispered in  her ear on a warm moon lit night by an irishman out to win a bet


Perhaps, but I find that my panties turn to vapor when I hear a nice, soft Southern  gentlemanly voice say, "Sweetie, you are just about 10 shades of beautiful. My, my, my..." 

Now, if he said it in front of his buddies, and added, "This lady is just about 10 shades of beautiful, y'all... my, my, my..."  my bra would probably fly off on its own volition and I'd be rendered mute.  (not an easy thing, trust me)  *drool, puddle*

ps - if he's wearing an Army or Marine uniform, and saying the above, I become instantly nude.  [8|]




Darias -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 6:54:10 PM)

i have an old order of malta uniform * our red cross ... volentary ambulances n such ) would that work?

And as for complimenting a woman in front of my mates.....easy ... what guy doesnt get a kick out of rubbing  salt into the  fact that he has a gorgous woman wanting to spend time with him even if that time does involve hanging out with his stoner and nerdy mates

10  shades of beautiful? must be a southern thing .... how about

Guys I need never go to work nor church again . before me is the worlds most precious treasure that not even the gods themselves could improve upon

and the last line for the mates who  are a little slow.....

shoot me now so i can die a  happy man




thornhappy -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 6:55:15 PM)

[sm=mop.gif]




Darias -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 6:56:00 PM)

ok i may have had something to do with that puddle




Daddysredhead -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 6:59:05 PM)

It was that or the thought of all the bewbage flying around the thread...  [sm=flash.gif]




Darias -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 7:00:08 PM)

no comment on my translation of southern stud fantasy into irish stud fantasy?




Daddysredhead -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 7:02:36 PM)

It has definite possibilities...  [;)]




Darias -> RE: Perved or Perused??? (10/14/2008 7:04:42 PM)

*Laughs* thats about as good a reaction as im gonna get huh?




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