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Just In On NotAlwaysRight.com - 10/13/2008 7:00:06 PM   
darchChylde


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(I work in a deli, and the new girl gets a call about party trays; she hands the phone to me.)

Me:
“Okay, sir. Sorry about the wait. Do you know which tray you want?”


Male caller:
“I just need some information about party trays.”


Me:
“Alright, what would you like to know?”


Male caller:
“How many should I order for a bachelorette party with 8 women for 6 hours? They’re hiring me to be the entertainment, and they’re paying me $300 to be a garbage disposal. They said they’ll go out and get more if I don’t
 were paying me $300 to be the entertainment and garbage disposal, how long do you think it would last? I want to know what I’m in for. They’re gonna put me in a dress and makeup and tie me up and feed me the leftovers to see how much I can hold. Would you?”

Me:
“No, I wouldn’t. Sir… I–”


Male caller: “No, if you were paying me $300 to be entertainment and the garbage disposal and put me in a dress and tie me up so I couldn’t get out… They’re going to pay me a $150 dollar bonus to take a vacuum cleaner and hook it up to me and vacuum. I want to know what I’m in for.”

Me:
“Sir, with all due respect–”


Male caller:
“Would you?”


Me:
“Let me transfer you to my manager. He might be able to help you.”


Male caller:
*click*

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Ok, this was listed as happening in Knoxville, Tennessee... which of you Tennesseans wants to cop to this?


Edited to make post much more legible.


< Message edited by darchChylde -- 10/13/2008 7:11:44 PM >


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RE: Just In On NotAlwaysRight.com - 10/13/2008 7:07:44 PM   
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RE: Just In On NotAlwaysRight.com - 10/13/2008 8:40:30 PM   
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I love that site!!! I read it daily

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RE: Just In On NotAlwaysRight.com - 10/13/2008 8:48:01 PM   
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I knew the internet wasn't just for porn!  Thank you thank you for the chuckles, I'm off to read more funniness. 

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RE: Just In On NotAlwaysRight.com - 10/13/2008 9:48:13 PM   
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Great site. Thanx ... almost as funny as some of my mail.

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RE: Just In On NotAlwaysRight.com - 10/14/2008 9:02:21 AM   
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Ahhh the joys of the telephone wanker... 

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