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rexrgisformidoni -> Genghis Khan for president (10/13/2008 9:45:33 PM)

Join the rugged  horsemen from Mongolia as they ride across the land on a 50 state whistle stop tour to drum  up votes for their new party, We are Here to Plunder and Burn your Village.

I have no idea what the hell I am doing, probably my observation that people take politics too serious.



LadyEllen -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 2:21:24 AM)

Well, at least they're not black, eh?

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yourdarkdesire -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 2:28:40 AM)

Now just a minute!  You can't very well trample your way across Canada just to get to Alaska!



LadyEllen -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 2:31:41 AM)

I'm not sure Genghis Khan or his horde have much time for notions such as sovereignty; look out Iran if he wins the election!

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yourdarkdesire -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 2:33:24 AM)

man - those horses are good swimmer!



scifi1133 -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 4:48:56 AM)

Hmmmmmm would I get to wear a cool fur wrap with skins wrapped around my feet in the winter? I'm so there.
Oh hold on no matter who wins thats going to happen anyway....lmao.....



beargonewild -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 6:46:15 AM)

Passports...have your passports ready......Passports!



Darias -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 6:49:02 AM)

for starters if genghis won the election he`d invade canada before hitting the middle east .... thats mongol tradition....take out the mostly harmless neighbour first it gives you slaves to carry the cooking pots



beargonewild -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 6:53:47 AM)

We'll give Genghis Quebec......then we'll see if he wants the rest of the country!



Darias -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 6:55:46 AM)

even genghis isnt gonna be that confused in the modern world



beargonewild -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 6:58:00 AM)

Though I can't see genghis successfully invading Canada, I mean what would he want with a bunch of heathens??



Darias -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 6:59:41 AM)

i`d imagine even genghis would crave timbits (tim hortens donut hole thingys)



beargonewild -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 7:01:22 AM)

True, there is those yummy treats, plus real maple syrup and poutine!



Darias -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 7:02:27 AM)

and i recall canadian breakfasts including several kinds of bacon/ham ...reason enough to invade right there



beargonewild -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 7:18:14 AM)

And the beer, eh?



Darias -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 7:19:54 AM)

they have beer in canada???? nah  im more of a vodka man and never found the good stuff over there.

mind you genghis would probably scrap the goverment run liquor stores and sell booze on the streets



yourdarkdesire -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 7:43:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Darias

they have beer in canada???? nah  im more of a vodka man and never found the good stuff over there.

mind you genghis would probably scrap the goverment run liquor stores and sell booze on the streets



been there done that got the t-shirt



Darias -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 7:47:18 AM)

my apoligys ....its been a while since i was there ......i do remember seeing *the beer store* and being told that it was one of the few places to get beer outside of a bar (unlike here where you can walk out with a 6 pack from the post office  .... ok not that bad )

anyway genghis would want to import his beer anyway ....yanno for variety



Dnomyar -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 8:57:31 AM)

He would see the price of beer, cigs, gas in Canada and give up. It would be to expensive to raid.



Darias -> RE: Genghis Khan for president (10/14/2008 8:59:29 AM)

like genghis is gonna pay for stuff nevermind paying the tax



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