If you like this you're a sicko, so can I stick around ?

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Termyn8or -> If you like this you're a sicko, so can I stick around ? (12/8/2005 9:33:16 PM)
I don't even know what country this guy is from but the other day I run into him and he has two black eyes. This guy is normally innocuous and tries to get along with people, so I was curious about how he got them. I asked, he responded; "I was in the mall yesterday and I saw a rather large Woman standing at a payphone. Her dress was stuck up her buttcrack, so I went over and pulled it out for her. She socked me in the eye so I figured it would be best to shove it back in". This is why he had two black eyes. Later, upon reflection he added "At that point I figured I wouldn't mention the cat I freed pulling her dress out, you should've seen that fucker move". Anyone got a MENSA society rejection slip handy ? ___________________________________________________ BTW, I didn't originate this joke, but I refined it quite a bit. T

AlderTheKitty -> RE: If you like this you're a sicko, so can I stick around ? (12/9/2005 1:43:06 PM)
thats a nice update

Termyn8or -> RE: If you like this you're a sicko, so can I stick around ? (12/12/2005 8:56:49 PM)
Nice update ? How about this one: "I simply don't understand it, in the old country my Mother would give a kid a (insert foreign currency unit here) for doing that". Or if that's not sicko enough : "Are hemorroids common in this country ?". Really though, I didn't even come up with the cat. Where I originally saw the joke they had a cartoon frame where there actually was a cat stuck in there and the Woman was putting up a "Missing kitty" sign instead of at a payphone. Hell, I just thought, payphones are almost extinct here due to cellphones. I guess we won't have that problem anymore. Isn't technology wunnerful ? T

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