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spinntja -> Spam back atcha? (10/14/2008 9:03:34 PM)
I get them. You get them. Everyone gets them. "Hey Goddess! I have no idea what you want because I did not read your profile, so let's talk about me." Over the years I've crafted a number of cut-n-paste responses, but that just makes me cranky and is not an effective way to educate the senders (some of whom are just new or just ignorant). What if we got together to beat them at their own game? If we come up with one text, and if enough of us start using it, filling the spammers' mailboxes with generic rejection letters, two or three might get the point. That would make the world a better place, would it not? So... Anyone got any good read-before-you-spam notes they'd care to share? -- SJ

YourhandMyAss -> RE: Spam back atcha? (10/14/2008 9:11:51 PM)
Gennerally I cant be bothered to waste the time spamming the spammers, and simply ignore the few that come my way. All though sometimes if I am feeling cranky I do allow myself to say something pissy back, but most times I don't bother since nothing is gained by it, and it's a waste of time i could be doing other enjoyable things. quote: ORIGINAL: spinntja I get them. You get them. Everyone gets them. "Hey Goddess! I have no idea what you want because I did not read your profile, so let's talk about me." Over the years I've crafted a number of cut-n-paste responses, but that just makes me cranky and is not an effective way to educate the senders (some of whom are just new or just ignorant). What if we got together to beat them at their own game? If we come up with one text, and if enough of us start using it, filling the spammers' mailboxes with generic rejection letters, two or three might get the point. That would make the world a better place, would it not? So... Anyone got any good read-before-you-spam notes they'd care to share? -- SJ

YourhandMyAss -> RE: Spam back atcha? (10/14/2008 9:16:19 PM)
you know plus there's the chance of the mods spanking ya for it and putting you on moderation, and I don't know if you can be blocked for abusing email privilages on this site, but I'm not inclined to find out lol. Been moderated once an it was more than enough for me.

Venatrix -> RE: Spam back atcha? (10/14/2008 9:24:32 PM)
Actually, I wonder what would happen if we filled their in-boxes with generic emails telling them how much we'd like to dominate them and all the things we'd like to do to them. They'd probably be so astounded they'd never send another email. Well, all right, maybe there's a flaw in the plan.

Usako -> RE: Spam back atcha? (10/14/2008 9:53:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Venatrix Actually, I wonder what would happen if we filled their in-boxes with generic emails telling them how much we'd like to dominate them and all the things we'd like to do to them. They'd probably be so astounded they'd never send another email. Well, all right, maybe there's a flaw in the plan. They might wank off and jizz on their keyboards causing they keys to stick so that they will never be able to send another BS e-mail again.

zakkan -> RE: Spam back atcha? (10/14/2008 10:01:28 PM)
Tell them to give X number of reasons why you should dominate them, and if they can't give the required number, you won't entertain their mail. X can be anywhere from 10 to 10000. Should be interesting [:D]

hopelesslyInvo -> RE: Spam back atcha? (10/14/2008 10:39:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Usako quote: ORIGINAL: Venatrix Actually, I wonder what would happen if we filled their in-boxes with generic emails telling them how much we'd like to dominate them and all the things we'd like to do to them. They'd probably be so astounded they'd never send another email. Well, all right, maybe there's a flaw in the plan. They might wank off and jizz on their keyboards causing they keys to stick so that they will never be able to send another BS e-mail again. they don't need the whole keyboard though, they only need the keys 'ctrl', 'c', and 'v', and even if they go bad they still have the mouse. =p i've never gotten a copy paste spam letter, unless i just didn't realize it, someone send me one so i don't feel left out please~

chiaThePet -> RE: Spam back atcha? (10/15/2008 7:42:28 AM)
Well, I have this scrumptious recipe for Spam Wellington which simply delights. In this time when most of our 401k's are now known as I'mPoor'k, it helps to........ I'm sorry, it's about what? Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Nevermind. chia* (the pet)

PeonForHer -> RE: Spam back atcha? (10/15/2008 10:38:56 AM)
I can't believe you haven't had a spam one, Invo. I don't get that many, but the ones I do get annoy the pants off me. I had one recently with exactly the same text in it as one I got from a "different" Domme a week ago. It was simply a list of demands that I be her x, y and z . I replied with just one word: "No." (Kind of satisfying doing that, really.)

MaamJay -> RE: Spam back atcha? (10/16/2008 8:38:00 AM)
What I'm really getting pissed about are the ones who are just an intsy bit smarter. They've obviously read on the forums that We want them to read Our profiles so now they PRETEND to have done so! And then demonstrate clearly that they definitely HAVEN'T. I recently got one that said "Mistress, i noticed in Your profile that You like piercings and medical play, that interests me a lot too. i would love to get to know You more". he was from another continent. Clearly, he had not looked at My profile for I mention neither of these and I only want to hear from Aussie boys! GRRRRRRRRRRRR! Maam Jay aka violet[A]

PeonForHer -> RE: Spam back atcha? (10/16/2008 10:13:03 AM)
Well, MaamJay, at least the ones you Dommes get are just a touch more sophisticated. But, mind you, the ones I've been getting recently show some craft, too. I went to the profile of one and she a good ten or so "friends" listed. It all very nearly looked kosher.

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