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Darias -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 3:39:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darias makes note of those insisting im 50 (im 29 btw) on a big pink notepad for retribution tomorrow when they can no longer pick on me about the dumb birthday this list holly

sirsholly -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 3:39:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share Well, just for the record...my guess was 22. yep, that was it...22! [:)] koff

soul2share -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 3:41:22 AM)
Yes, Darius...but if you're like the rest of us, you were 7 years dumber!!!! [8\|] Oh, the damage I could do if I knew then what I knew now!!!!!!

soul2share -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 3:43:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share Well, just for the record...my guess was 22. yep, that was it...22! [:)] koff Something caught in your throat, Holl-parts.....or are you coming down with something?

Darias -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 3:45:22 AM)
true enough those intervening 7 years have supplied the experience required for my promotion , nice fat raise snort not to mention teaching me not to rely on ciched one liners as chat up lines... i went from using * hey babe ... that dress is gorgous on you but it would look even better one my bedroom floor * (what the heck was i thinking ) and instead developed a finely tuned ability to say something original cute and funny based on the situation (which still occasionally gets awarded by a drink poured over me WEG

sirsholly -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 3:46:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share Well, just for the record...my guess was 22. yep, that was it...22! [:)] koff Something caught in your throat, Holl-parts.....or are you coming down with something? allergies...nods damn hay fever or...um...something or other

soul2share -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 3:48:06 AM)
I can honestly say I've never poured a drink on a guy......I don't abuse alcohol!!!! Get it? alcohol abuse, wasting the booze.....yeah, yeah, the last time you heard that joke you laughed so hard you fell off your dinosaur......whattya want for 3:37 AM......Arizona time......been up since about 12:30 am......150 channels, and I couldn't find a damn thing on TV!

sirsholly -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 3:49:44 AM)
the collarme kids are much better than TV, Soul!!

Darias -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 3:51:10 AM)
plus we dont have to deal with the censors like TV does... which makes us funnier well most of us

soul2share -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 3:53:49 AM)
yeah...you're both right....but the laughs are killin' me!!!!! I'm off to take a nap now.....this is really beginning to get boooooorrrrrrrring!!!!!!! The situation with my sleep...not ya'll......I love coming out to play with the rest of the CM kids! I'll check in later!

sirsholly -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 5:05:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darias plus we dont have to deal with the censors like TV does... we do have our Mods...[:)]

VirginPotty -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 6:05:07 AM)
[sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif] Did someone say...."Birthday"?????? [sm=laundry.gif]I'll do your laundry [sm=mop.gif]Mop your floors [sm=pole.gif]Dance for you [sm=flash.gif]Show the bewbage [sm=sex.gif]Give you my virginity Then as you're lying there basking in the afterglow...........................[sm=boxer.gif]SUCKER PUNCH!!! [sm=birthday.gif] quote: we do have our Mods...[:)] [sm=afraid.gif]I a-scared...[sm=nervous.gif][sm=modxiiswatching.gif]

Darias -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 6:13:51 AM)
Ha im to smart for you VP i dont bask till the girl passes out :P just cause parts of me need time to recoop doesnt mean my fingers are useless

purepleasure -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 6:17:58 AM)
29 you say? hmmm.... thinking and pondering all the possiblities Part-timeCougarPure

puppen -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 6:19:19 AM)
Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday... To you!

yourdarkdesire -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 6:26:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire shit - page 7 - he's gonna KILL ME! Don't worry, Boozy Bug......I told him I'd gather the CM posse if he so much as harmed a hair, um, fuzz, um...antennae!!!! That's it!!! Antennae!!!....on your cute little drunken head....... that's so hic hic hic sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ps - for those who know who I belong to look at post 136 for a giggle)

Darias -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 6:57:29 AM)
was 136 :P snickers we shouldnt make fun i supose from the point of view of someone who doesnt know either of us it was a safe assumption to make

VirginPotty -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 7:04:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darias Ha im to smart for you VP i dont bask till the girl passes out :P just cause parts of me need time to recoop doesnt mean my fingers are useless :::Splat:::

Darias -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 7:06:46 AM)
first thud/splat of the day lol

osocurious -> RE: Happy Birthday Darias! (10/16/2008 7:12:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly 50 and not a grey hair on his head. Girls...we need to find out what brand of hair dye he uses. nodding and it looks Sooooo Natural as well [;)] laughing Gooooooooood Morning A/all!! ...erm ... Afternoon where it's appropriate Still partying Birthday boy??? [sm=applause.gif] [sm=buddies.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=birthday.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=cheerleader.gif] Rock On!!! ( this thread seemed like a good place to start the day [;)] )

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