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Fishing Trip - 10/16/2008 3:20:08 PM

Calikitty2483

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A young boy and his grandfather set out for a nice fishing trip. Once they set up camp the grandfather sits down and cracks open a beer. The young boy looks at his grandfather and asks "Grandpa, can I try some beer?". The grandfather thinks for a moment and then says "Can your dick touch your asshole?" His grandson looks at him and replies "No, grandpa it can't." "Well then your not old enough" said the old man. A while later the grandfather takes out a cigarette and the young boy looks at him and asks " Grandpa, can I try a cigarette?" The grandfather looks at him and says "Can your dick touch your asshole?" The boy looks dejected and says "No grandpa it can't" "Well then your not old enough". Some more time passes and the little boy takes out a bag of chocolate chip cookies, that his grandmother made for him, and starts to eat them. The grandfather looks at him and asks " Can I have a cookie?" The boy thinks for a moment and replies "Can your dick touch your asshole?" The grandfather quickly replies "Why yes it can!" The boy looks at him and tells him "Well then go F**K yourself, these are MY cookies!"

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RE: Fishing Trip - 10/16/2008 3:37:40 PM

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RE: Fishing Trip - 10/16/2008 3:42:08 PM

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Bet he wasn't sitting on his too long

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RE: Fishing Trip - 10/23/2008 1:35:19 PM

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Good one.

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RE: Fishing Trip - 10/23/2008 2:35:39 PM

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Love it.

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RE: Fishing Trip - 10/25/2008 2:19:57 PM

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