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bestbabync -> Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah (10/17/2008 8:44:24 PM)

Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah
Obama preached to the multitude by the side of the lake.
Obama created new states from out of the void.
Obama turned whine into Kool-Aid® for his followers.
Obama came to us carried upon a donkey.
Obama triumphed over the beast, the enemy of all men.
Obama was stoned and yet he has risen.
Obama's flock has millions of sheep.
Obama will reign over us from a house with many rooms.
You must have no other candidates before Obama.
Obama will raise voters from the dead. Count on it.



LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah (10/17/2008 9:18:26 PM)

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Daddysredhead -> RE: Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah (10/17/2008 9:21:48 PM)

My thoughts exactly, Linea?  Did someone leave the lid off the airplane glue?  [sm=confused.gif]



LadyEllen -> RE: Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah (10/17/2008 9:33:42 PM)

I think it get it.

This has been issued by Republican central office. No surprises perhaps.

The surprise is that this has been issued in readiness for the election result, when Obama wins by a country mile, as a way to communicate his victory to Republican supporters in language they will understand - that of their favourite God/man story.

It is to the credit of the Republican party that they are prepared for the coming defeat and ready to back the new President in this way by eliminating any possible disappointment on the part of their supporters.

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sirsholly -> RE: Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah (10/18/2008 3:09:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

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i second this....



GreedyTop -> RE: Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah (10/18/2008 5:49:27 AM)

*adores E*



PeterJay -> RE: Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah (10/18/2008 6:35:57 AM)

http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/

That is off of a website. But I do not think it's funny.The other side has a war crazy old man & his running mate is a disgrace to all woman.



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