How to install a redneck security system:

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smilezz -> How to install a redneck security system: (12/10/2005 10:57:48 AM)
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ---a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.? Put a dog dish beside it......a really big dog dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and me have gone to get more ammunition - back in a hour.? Don't disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed."

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