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OneMoreWaste -> Unusual problem-solving techniques (10/19/2008 8:22:47 AM)

Problem: It's cold. I'm cold. I need to go out and do yardwork, and my yardwork clothes are in the garage, which is really cold.

Solution: Retrieve dark-colored yardwork clothes from garage and place on living-room floor.

Methodology: When any new item appears on the living room floor, a cat will immediately sit on it. After five minutes, clothing will be warm enough to wear.

*w00t*



sirsholly -> RE: Unusual problem-solving techniques (10/19/2008 8:25:09 AM)

if you don't want cat hair covering your clothes you could always wear them while taking a hot shower. Of course...you'll freeze your ass off outside...but ya can't have everything.



GreedyTop -> RE: Unusual problem-solving techniques (10/19/2008 8:30:14 AM)

it works better with 2 cats, OMW *nods*



purepleasure -> RE: Unusual problem-solving techniques (10/19/2008 8:41:58 AM)

sorry for this in advance holly....

or you could put them next to holly's oven.  She's known for cooking at high heat



sirsholly -> RE: Unusual problem-solving techniques (10/19/2008 8:43:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

sorry for this in advance holly....

or you could put them next to holly's oven.  She's known for cooking at high heat



*snort*



PrincessJ77 -> RE: Unusual problem-solving techniques (10/19/2008 8:45:22 AM)

Or you can put the clothing under your covers and crawl back in bed with them.



bondagelover1950 -> RE: Unusual problem-solving techniques (10/19/2008 9:18:55 AM)

         [sm=poke.gif]Or you can throw some more wood on the fire, prop your feet up and contemplate a while longer on just how badly that yard work needs doing

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