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RE: Sick, twisted sense of humor - 10/20/2008 10:28:49 PM

ShaktiSama

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My funny Goth story for the day (which also illustrates my own dubious sense of humor):

Years ago, as I was watching the very first airing of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer television show on cable, a Goth friend of mine called me on the phone. We chatted idly for a few minutes, and I happened to mention that I was watching the show.

"Oh yeah? Is it any good?" he asked.

"You wouldn't like it. Your side is losing."

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RE: Sick, twisted sense of humor - 10/20/2008 11:19:17 PM

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Not to take off on a tangent, but my daughter's fiance turned 21 yesterday, and they're both heavily into the Goth culture -- so my daughter (who now has hair dyed scarlet on one side and jet on the other, with bangs that are scarlet on the side with the jet hair and jet on the side with the scarlet hair) dressed up in her Kitsune gear and her boyfriend got dressed up in his black hoodie (he looks like the Mask of Death peering out from the depths of that hood *LOL*) and we went to the 'best' haunted house in the area... $25 a person to go through this 'super haunted' house. Anyway, we get inside, and there's this one exhibit with a mock lunatic asylum, with this one scene with a woman webbed to the wall...

This thread is seriously lacking in pictures

As far as the OP, I have a really "off" sense of humor, but scenes are sacred. I'll swap dead baby jokes all day long, but if I'm in a transcendent moment and my Top bursts out laughing, my prescription co-pay doubles again.

Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel, an' all dat shit.

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RE: Sick, twisted sense of humor - 10/20/2008 11:29:13 PM

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Here's one.

I had to go pick up a used casket (WTF USED! Who dug that bitch up???) for the haunted house today. All I have is a pickup truck, so we loaded it in, chained it down, and I wrote: "Jose's Burial Services" on the side of the truck.

I got some wierd looks

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RE: Sick, twisted sense of humor - 10/20/2008 11:48:50 PM

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Shoulda called my homies. Right tool for the job and all that-

http://www.dead-ends.com/

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