Only works on the phone and if you're male

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PeonForHer -> Only works on the phone and if you're male (10/19/2008 12:46:12 PM)
. . . And timing is crucial. You need to wait till the end of the call, when they're impatient to get off the phone. You: "I've got a couple of quick jokes, if you want to hear them" Other: "Well, actually, I've got to . . . ." You: "What has a one inch dick and hangs down? - A bat!" Other: (thinks 'jeez, that was crap.") Says irritatedly, "Yeah, good one" You: "OK, what has a ten inch dick and hangs up?" - Hang up the phone immediately after you've said the last line.

sirsholly -> RE: Only works on the phone and if you're male (10/19/2008 12:54:07 PM)
somehow i get the feeling this is one of those "guy" jokes [:D]

MadAxeman -> RE: Only works on the phone and if you're male (10/19/2008 3:08:26 PM)
*Nah, it's a bat joke.*

Talandra -> RE: Only works on the phone and if you're male (10/19/2008 5:12:21 PM)
Groan

bondagelover1950 -> RE: Only works on the phone and if you're male (10/19/2008 6:03:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly somehow i get the feeling this is one of those "guy" jokes [:D] YEP[:D][:D] I pulled this one on my daughter this evening as I was driving over to pick up my grandson for the week. Took her a few minutes to call back and give me a properly indignent "DADDY!!!!!!" because she was laughing so hard. [sm=givemebeer.gif][sm=chug.gif][sm=car.gif]

PeonForHer -> RE: Only works on the phone and if you're male (10/20/2008 1:42:07 AM)
Didn't work with my father. He just phoned back and said, "Yeah, so what was the punchline then?"

MsStarlett -> RE: Only works on the phone and if you're male (10/20/2008 5:15:49 AM)
What do Brits know about inches anyway?

Dnomyar -> RE: Only works on the phone and if you're male (10/20/2008 6:24:58 AM)
Inches sound better than millimeters

BlackPhx -> RE: Only works on the phone and if you're male (10/20/2008 10:51:30 AM)
10 = 254 mm..Hmmm Millimeters sounds a bit longer [:D][:D][:D][:D] poenkitten

PeonForHer -> RE: Only works on the phone and if you're male (10/20/2008 1:39:10 PM)
Bladdy cheek. You can talk. What do Americans know about humour? They can't even spell the word properly!

persephonee -> RE: Only works on the phone and if you're male (10/25/2008 2:42:41 PM)
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