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Diaries of a Madman or women? - 10/20/2008 11:03:10 AM   
girlivy


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HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my
friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit
late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we
could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong;
he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry
about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly,
and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't
say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted
nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He
continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress,
and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts
were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a
disaster.





HIS DIARY:


The boat wouldn't start today and I can't figure it out, but at least I got
laid.





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RE: Diaries of a Madman or women? - 10/20/2008 11:14:16 AM   
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............  and your point??

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RE: Diaries of a Madman or women? - 10/20/2008 11:16:16 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: AMaster

............  and your point??


.....humour?

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RE: Diaries of a Madman or women? - 10/20/2008 4:08:37 PM   
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guys. you didnt read the "diary" part. So of course you dont get it. Old joke tho.

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RE: Diaries of a Madman or women? - 10/20/2008 4:29:07 PM   
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I've more often seen his diary read something like:  The cubs lost.  Again.  But I got laid.


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RE: Diaries of a Madman or women? - 10/22/2008 9:41:20 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sophia37

guys. you didnt read the "diary" part. So of course you dont get it. Old joke tho.


I read it all............ and your point?

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RE: Diaries of a Madman or women? - 10/23/2008 12:23:42 PM   
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Point being that some women are incredibly insecure and it's hilarious to watch them work themselves into a lather while creating imaginary problems. Her man got laid, so he's incredibly happy!

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RE: Diaries of a Madman or women? - 10/24/2008 2:35:02 PM   
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RE: Diaries of a Madman or women? - 10/25/2008 2:12:05 PM   
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