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HalfmoonDrifter -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 8:21:05 AM)

Umm...did you miss the oyster and tits post?
C'mon, keep up now GT.
Virgin had laid it out and everything. I had assumed she meant YOUR tits after I had mis-assumed it was her tits.
Oh fine then. Hmfp. Let's just go to Burger King and screw.
Is Virgin picking up the bill?



HalfmoonDrifter -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 8:23:39 AM)

I know.
Jeez, I'm gonna need a whole team of phychiatrists after this aren't I?



GreedyTop -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 8:25:14 AM)

have you SEEN my tits? they wont hold anything!!  (and I detest oysters)



osocurious -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 8:26:15 AM)

LmaoOOOoooo ... Ohhhh I never have an agenda Greedy  ... but I just put all my hair up on top of my head in a bun fingie and looking in the mirror said to myself ... Hey Self ... business woman look ...  so erm ... I have my business persona on
*looks over my glasses at Greedy ...poking out my tongue at her*



GreedyTop -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 8:27:40 AM)

tongue? tease!



osocurious -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 8:28:33 AM)

...hmmmmmm .... oysters, tits, n burgerking ... lol
Nice One [;)]



subtee -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 9:01:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HalfmoonDrifter

Omg! I am lmao with that one.
Have you emailed me before...like a hundred times, with that same question?
[snip for obvious reasons]

That is entirely possible as I usually mass-mail DomWorld with various profiles. Have you received any explaining that I am from Kenya? "Very good sir slave I. Money to send you will for me?"

Sound familiar?



VirginPotty -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 9:17:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HalfmoonDrifter

Umm...did you miss the oyster and tits post?
C'mon, keep up now GT.
Virgin had laid it out and everything. I had assumed she meant YOUR tits after I had mis-assumed it was her tits.
Oh fine then. Hmfp. Let's just go to Burger King and screw.
Is Virgin picking up the bill?



Sure, I'll pick up the bill!  What's bill's last name???
Don't let GT fool you, I've seen her bewbage up close and wet! She could win a wet t-shirt contest and almost did!



CalifChick -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 9:18:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

*whispers to tee... I think it's a tongue twisting loop dee loop kind a thing.  That's the rumor...




That would be incorrect.  There is no swirling involved.  Ask CJ.  Seriously.


Cali



sunshinemiss -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 9:53:07 AM)

where the heck is cj right now?




yourdarkdesire -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 9:58:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HalfmoonDrifter

I know.
Jeez, I'm gonna need a whole team of phychiatrists after this aren't I?



yepyepyep



girlygurl -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 10:16:10 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: HalfmoonDrifter

Contact Girlygurl (who was given full access). Trust me, THAT was the tip of the iceberg.


And what an iceberg!! [8D]



sunshinemiss -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 10:19:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

have you SEEN my tits? they wont hold anything!!  (and I detest oysters)


VOTES FOR SEEING GREEDY'S TITS



cjan -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 10:28:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

*whispers to tee... I think it's a tongue twisting loop dee loop kind a thing.  That's the rumor...




That would be incorrect.  There is no swirling involved.  Ask CJ.  Seriously.


Cali



Well, since Cali apparently wants me to share this, and, at sunshinemiss's request...ahem.

The Calimaneuver can best be described by what she says as she begins it, i.e., "This is what it's gonna feel like when your well lubricated cock penetrates my tight li'l bunghole".Then she proceeds to demonstrate after lubing one's cock well with spit, her lips tightly puckered in sphincter simulation mode and sloooooowly sliding over the head of one's cock, all the way down one's wet pole, back up to the tip and repeat, etc., whimpering all the while.

My name is CJ and I approve this technique



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 10:45:50 AM)

<taking careful notes>



CalifChick -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 10:50:06 AM)

*coffee spew*
 

I have never, EVER, used the word BUNGHOLE... and "well lubricated cock"??  Geez, CJ, the memory is the first thing to go huh?  I believe the phrases were "hot tight ass" and "hard, throbbing cock".  As in... "This is what it's going to feel like when your hard, throbbing cock presses so insistently up against my hot, tight ass, and you feel it so very slowly release, just enough to let you in, and snug back up around you as you push so slowly all the way in until your hips are tight up against me." 

Sheesh.


Cali



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 10:51:45 AM)

See, Cali, you should just write the freakin manual and have done with it.  Once they come, their brains fall out their ears, you KNOW that!  And all that is left is happy memories.  [8D]



CalifChick -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 10:52:19 AM)

Sheesh, I guess SO!


Cali



scifi1133 -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 10:53:50 AM)

Hey! Okay I resemble that remark.



cjan -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/21/2008 10:53:58 AM)

*Sighs*

You are, of course, correct, Cali dear. I was simply trying to clean it up a little so you didn't seem like such a...wanton slut

My apologies for offendiing your, ummm, sensibilities.



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