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Darias -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:34:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
ohhh can't you just see it... miss sunshine in a condom veil. 


Here you go:  Condom veil

Am I the only one that finds it funny that it comes with safety pins to attach the condoms to the veil?  LOL!

Cali



Nope but your the only one with the sheer nerve to google *condom veil*




VirginPotty -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:35:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HalfmoonDrifter

Depends on who's serv'in em up.
Are you volunteering?
Wheeties and oysters. Somehow or another that just sounds wrong.
As it happens I do prefer oysters.


[sm=flash.gif] <Serving oysters between tits>




Darias -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:38:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty
[sm=writing.gif]<Writing 1000 times....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!>


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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

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ORIGINAL: HalfmoonDrifter

Depends on who's serv'in em up.
Are you volunteering?
Wheeties and oysters. Somehow or another that just sounds wrong.
As it happens I do prefer oysters.


<Serving oysters between tits>


Nuff Said




HalfmoonDrifter -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:38:55 PM)

A lil more south I should think.
Don't they say the southern ones are best?
I understand they have tentacles.
I suppose that could be dangerous, no?
Danger is my middle name.
Danger Will Robinson, danger!




VirginPotty -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:40:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Darias

quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty
[sm=writing.gif]<Writing 1000 times....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!....I will think clean & pure thoughts! I will STAY pure!>


Followed closely by

quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: HalfmoonDrifter

Depends on who's serv'in em up.
Are you volunteering?
Wheeties and oysters. Somehow or another that just sounds wrong.
As it happens I do prefer oysters.


<Serving oysters between tits>


Nuff Said



Didn't say they were MY tits...........sheesh!! Read BETWEEN the lines!!!![8|]




Darias -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:41:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Didn't say they were MY tits...........sheesh!! Read BETWEEN the lines!!!![8|]


the infamous potty backpeddle




sunshinemiss -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:41:55 PM)

he was busy looking between the tits...

and miss cali, thank you for the explanation.  sigh.  i feel better. my world is now ordered.

I UNDERSTAND!

ok i gotta go find a job...




VirginPotty -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:42:48 PM)

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the infamous potty backpeddle

Michael Jackson stole that move from me & called it the "Moonwalk"!! *nods*[sm=dancer.gif]




CalifChick -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:43:26 PM)

We've seen potty's tits.  I'm thinking about 3 dozen would safely be held there.


Cali
(who sucked down quite a few good oysters in Vegas)




VirginPotty -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:44:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
and miss cali, thank you for the explanation.  sigh.  i feel better. my world is now ordered.

I UNDERSTAND!



You bought that LOAD of malarky???  I thought you were smarter than that! Sunshine, she's SCARED I tell you, just plain SCARED!




VirginPotty -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:46:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

We've seen potty's tits.  I'm thinking about 3 dozen would safely be held there.


Cali
(who sucked down quite a few good oysters in Vegas)



[sm=passthelube.gif]




HalfmoonDrifter -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:51:35 PM)

Depends on if your riding behind me on the bitch pad or in front of me (not on the bitch pad) in which case foreplay becomes both foreplay and the main event.
It's a dualality kinda thing. Kinda like meditating during a nuclear holocaust.
Omm.
Actually that's do able and I've done able it before.




HalfmoonDrifter -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:53:34 PM)

Uh oh.
Should I be armed?
Aw shit. I'm always getting into these messes.
Now what am I gonna do?




VirginPotty -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 12:56:06 PM)

Just hang on tight & enjoy the ride!!
Btw, when you get hungry, stop on by "Bounty's Coffee Shop" thread. LOTS of good eats/conversation!!




HalfmoonDrifter -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 1:00:17 PM)

Too late.
I'm already afeared.
Be afraid, very afraid.
Oh I am, I am.
Make the bad man stop Mommy.




VirginPotty -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 1:01:29 PM)

[sm=domme.gif]Here you go, Darias.  You'll need this whip to keep Moon in line.




CalifChick -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 1:02:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty
You bought that LOAD of malarky???  I thought you were smarter than that! Sunshine, she's SCARED I tell you, just plain SCARED!


Pottyhead?  Do NOT make me bitch-slap you back to your playground.  We trust you, we let you come out to play with the others, and this is how you act???  For shame.


Cali






HalfmoonDrifter -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 1:03:36 PM)

I can only switch light bulbs (sigh)




VirginPotty -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 1:04:01 PM)

[sm=yahoo.gif] Gotta CATCH me first, Cali!!!!




CalifChick -> RE: Say hello to the Moon (10/20/2008 1:04:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HalfmoonDrifter

Depends on if your riding behind me on the bitch pad or in front of me (not on the bitch pad) in which case foreplay becomes both foreplay and the main event.


Coooooooool.  Preparing the permission slip for Kirk's signature now --> [sm=writing.gif]


Cali




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