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humor - 12/11/2005 10:08:29 AM

windy135

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So I thought I would try to bring a little humor to the board. Has anyone ever had something or someone interupt in the middle of a scene or play time. The reason I bring this up is I was talking with a friend and she told me that she and her significant other were right in the middle of a very very passionate,make up,whoot and hollar session when out of no where she farted very loudly. She said she didn't even know she had to fart.. well her husband just started laughing and the moment was ruined.. Thought it would be fun to hear others humors or maybe not so humors stories :)

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RE: humor - 12/11/2005 10:38:59 AM

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HUmmm something wrong with a person named windy telling a fart story...would that be bad wind? Sorry couldn't resist.

I think mine was the time that my partner and I were hot and heavy then the dogs busted in...ALL FIVE and tried to jump on the bed. Kinda killed the mood for the night. I did however get him to crack up by imitating the look of my Lab... body on the floor head on the bed with a look like humm good move dad, you got any cookies in there?

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RE: humor - 12/11/2005 12:16:10 PM

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Oh yes indeed....

Thinking you are alone, as my former Master and I thought. Older, moved our kid keeping the others. Knowing they're not suppose to return till following day. Bound tight, unable to move. Master lost in his own world. Not hearing the front door opening and hearing the screams of we're home!!!!

Nothing like being high........ to come crashing down like that!!

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RE: humor - 12/11/2005 12:34:01 PM

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Something humorous that has occurred in a scene… My Lord has me up against a wall in a local play club and is using just the tips of the flogger on me, so I kick back with my foot and catch him in the shin. He says, “That requires retribution!!” I turn and look back at him with a face full of wonder and astonishment in my voice, “My Lord, that is such a big word, my Lord.” He had to struggle not to laugh and I laughed so hard I cried.

These kinds of things happen often in play with my Lord. He encourages his bottoms to be completely open and free in their expression. If it enters our minds we are supposed to do it or say it. It makes for some entertaining play to be in and to watch.

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RE: humor - 12/11/2005 12:41:54 PM

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hehe.. I didn't even thing about my name and its relationship to the gassy story.. Great stories everyone . thanks for sharing :)

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RE: humor - 12/11/2005 4:35:39 PM

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The one that keeps coming to mind as i am reading this thread is the time at a public play party. my Lord had me facing Him leaning back on a spanking bench flogging the front of my body. He said "TURN AROUND"... well i of course turned around *eg* i turned completely around so i was once more facing Him *giggles*. the look on His face was one of surprise and shock *grins* after He stopped laughing He told me to face the other way. lol even though He was flogging me i could not stop laughing for about 15 to 20 minutes. the harder He hit with the flogger the harder i laughed.

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RE: humor - 12/11/2005 6:19:49 PM

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At a Play Party (hmmmm He seems to get giggled at alot by us at play partys*ss*) He had played me ( beat the living daylights out of me to be correct) and was using two crops one me. One named Bert and the other Bernie *ss* the object of His game was to smack me with them and me to call out which name I thought it was. Being the Sadistic bastard He is *g* He would change Bert and Ernie's names so I never got it right. Frustrated I lashed out and actually grabbed the crops out of His hands. I just stood there looking at them. He laughed and asked me what I planned to do with them. I weighted a few options then handed them back *s* I figured that was the safest option at the time

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RE: humor - 12/11/2005 6:47:52 PM

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At a club one evening, I excused myself to use the ladies room. I sat down to perform the usual act one performs in a restroom, completely forgetting I had in some ben-wa beads. I was reminded when I felt them slip out and land in the toilet with an impressive resounding crack! crack! For about a half a second I considered abandoning them. Surely an explanation for the missing item would suffice? Instead I grimaced and fished them out, only to drop one of them. It hit the floor and immediately rolled out from under the stall to the common area. I emerged from behind my door to a room full of women, one of them politely reaching down and handing the item to me. "Why, thank you," I said. "And umm, you might want to wash your hands."

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RE: humor - 12/11/2005 10:33:54 PM

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Deep in a play scene one late afternoon I was suddenly jolted by the phone ringing. It was my daughter calling to tell me about her day at college and the things my grandson had done that morning. Here I am, standing in the bedroom almost naked with my Sub thoroughly tied and her nice tight little buttocks glowing a cherry red from the flogger in my hand. Now I'm walking around the room with that flogger and trying to talk very nonchalantly with my 22 year old daughter while my Sub is laughing into her gag. She says I made quite a scene as I talked and waved the flogger about. By the time I finished the phone call she was laughing so hard at the whole thing she couldn't go on and I had completely lost the mood.

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RE: humor - 12/12/2005 6:44:54 AM

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mmmmmmmmmmmm which one.... my slaves and bottom have all shared a few experiences but yet there is still more.

well... one thing I like doing is swinging the flogger and hitting with only the tips... sometimes I swing and purposely miss other times... will it is like knives across the back... once after I had swinged and missed... I stated oh damn I missed. the next I know kyra (who I was playing with at the time) looked over to alandra and then they both started to laugh.... Confused I asked... what are you laughing about ... kyra's response " Miss Me Miss Me now you gotta Kiss Me". It took me a few moments to stop laughing.... and then I gave her a good kiss with the flogger *G*

on another occassion.. I was playing alandra with the cane... and it was a long heavy scene. At one point she was slumped against the pole that I had her holding on to. I went in to check and got in close..."how are you doing girl?" I asked... suddenly she lifted her head and gave my nose a good lick and started laughing. Well, I assumed she was ok and continue to beat her with the cane until she was slumping again... those this time I didn't ask if she ok... well at least I didn't get in close and ask... but she did try again anyways *G*

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RE: humor - 12/12/2005 6:53:11 AM

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Let's see, my partner enjoys overstimulating me a lot. Unfortunately he also finds it hysterical when I make squeaky or torturous noises when he does so. So AFTER he's played with me about an hour, AFTER he's made me get myself off, he goes down on me.

And when I start squealing and shrieking, HE finds it hysterical and starts laughing, which makes the sensations even WORSE for me AND makes me embarassed and so I start laughing THROUGH the shrieks, and this of course makes HIM laugh even more.

It was awesome.

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RE: humor - 12/12/2005 7:30:03 AM

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quote:

he goes down on me. And when I start squealing and shrieking, HE finds it hysterical and starts laughing, which makes the sensations even WORSE for me AND makes me embarassed and so I start laughing THROUGH the shrieks, and this of course makes HIM laugh even more.

Okay, that made me smile.
Or perhaps it's just the mere thought of receiving oral sex that makes me smile.

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RE: humor - 12/12/2005 10:02:39 AM

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quote:

perhaps it's just the mere thought of receiving oral sex that makes me smile.

Me too, Katy!

I have a plethora of failed experiments that turned into comedy as opposed to the intended erotic play time. Which is not always a bad thing. Among the situations on my "It seemed like a good idea at the time" list:

- Pop rocks during oral sex. Less fizz than you would expect, but more of a gravel feel.
- Honey. Think pubic velcro.
- Baby oil on a stripped down waterbed. It makes things very slippery. No, I mean VERY slippery. The result was lots of giggles, multiple bruises, and a sprained wrist.
- Bubble bath in a jacuzzi tub. It was like a cartoon, bubbles filling the bathroom and leaking into the hall.
- While I still enjoy giving head in a moving vehicle, I once got my head wedged beneath his crotch and the steering wheel and unable to remove it. Five minutes and lots of shifting later, I was saved.

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RE: humor - 12/12/2005 4:36:06 PM

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For starters it was not scene related. Many moons ago, middle of winter on the back seat of the car, no clothes on, windows all steamed up when suddenly a torch shone threw the window, on winding down the window we were confronted by two policemen. This your car sir.. yes i replied.. got your drivers licence.. ahh yeess, it,s in the front.. can we see it.. okay officers..mad scramble to put trousers on.. hello miss don,t i know your dad.. HELL I THINK this gets back her dad will rip me nads off..... i,m sure even after all these years i can still hear them laughing.