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one night with you...... - 10/21/2008 3:56:38 PM

LadyEllen

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In an unrivalled act of charity, I have decided to run a competition through CM - the prize for which will be the opportunity to spend one night with me, the one the only Lady Ellen, and buy me dinner at a top balti restaurant here in the Waste Mudlands of England.

The winner will be the person who (in 200 words or fewer) makes the best case for why they deserve this unique privilege, massages my ego to the maximum and otherwise says nice things about me.

The competition will run until I get bored of it all and dismiss you; revolting peasants.

Let the competition begin!

E

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RE: one night with you...... - 10/21/2008 3:58:30 PM

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Because you missed my party

(im going for the guilt trip)

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RE: one night with you...... - 10/21/2008 4:01:12 PM

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Not bad, but it'll have to get better than that I'm afraid; remember, as an arrogant bitch I have no consience and little ruth either (totally ruthless in fact)

And anyway, I'm coming up there soon too; next week any good? Free Thursday and Friday daytime

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RE: one night with you...... - 10/21/2008 4:05:23 PM

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It should be me so that I can adore you in person again.. since you are absolutely gorgeous, and witty, and smart, mere words are insufficient to express my adoration properly!

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RE: one night with you...... - 10/21/2008 4:06:07 PM

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Better GT! Much better!

we have a leader people - who can beat that?

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RE: one night with you...... - 10/21/2008 4:08:01 PM

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Either is fine by me Lady E x

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RE: one night with you...... - 10/21/2008 4:09:28 PM

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How bout Thursday then? can stay overnight somewhere so we can spend the night giggling?

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