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Help! - 10/21/2008 8:53:37 PM

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I have a slight problem. My Dom has taken his domination to an extreme and I just don't know what to do. Today I've been sneezing all day long and he's sick of hearing it, so he's demanded that I stop immediately. So, what do I do? Sneezing is just one of those natural things in life that you can't stop, but he's told me I have to. What should I do?

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RE: Help! - 10/21/2008 8:59:33 PM

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Laugh because it's obviously a joke?
Or are you one day going to find yourself willing your hair to stop growing when it gets just to the length he likes, and he doesn't want to pay for more haircuts?
Then I'd wander off in another room with a handful of tissues and at least make the effort to be as unobtrusive as possible.
Some type of cold medicine may help as well, if that's why you're sneezing.

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RE: Help! - 10/21/2008 9:00:47 PM

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A few options available:

Rename "sneezing" to another word, thereby keeping you from doing it.
Keep some raucous music on cue to which you can incorporate the sneeze as a sing-along or part of a dance routine.
Sneakily find a way to get your Dom thoroughly aurally distracted by something for a long enough time.
Ingest something so overwhelmingly pungent it will drive away the sneezing.

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RE: Help! - 10/21/2008 9:06:29 PM

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You could utilize the wonders of modern pharmacology (I almost said on yourself or on him but I'll just leave that part to your discretion).
You could also put some pepper in your hand, low it in his general direction and when he starts sneezing too, suggest that you were initiating a bonding opportunity. Which could lead toa bondage opportunity.
Apparently, I am getting punchy and need to consider sleep.
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RE: Help! - 10/21/2008 9:11:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: DavanKael

You could utilize the wonders of modern pharmacology (I almost said on yourself or on him but I'll just leave that part to your discretion).
You could also put some pepper in your hand, low it in his general direction and when he starts sneezing too, suggest that you were initiating a bonding opportunity. Which could lead toa bondage opportunity.
Apparently, I am getting punchy and need to consider sleep.
Davan

*poke*

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RE: Help! - 10/21/2008 9:13:25 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: spankablemilf

I have a slight problem. My Dom has taken his domination to an extreme and I just don't know what to do. Today I've been sneezing all day long and he's sick of hearing it, so he's demanded that I stop immediately. So, what do I do? Sneezing is just one of those natural things in life that you can't stop, but he's told me I have to. What should I do?

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This sounds like it belongs in the Really Really Bad advice thread.... hrmmmmmmm

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RE: Help! - 10/21/2008 9:17:58 PM

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run away until the sneezing quits? Hide out in another room so he won't hear it? Get rid of said Allergens as possible, Or take meds... i'm thinking the chill pill variety, he couldn't possibly have been serious.

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RE: Help! - 10/21/2008 9:22:10 PM

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Was really interested in seeing the advice here as I have a similar problem. I have just demanded that Master stops sneezing and coughing. Men and their man flu its enough to drive a girl to drink!

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RE: Help! - 10/21/2008 9:22:25 PM

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You know, NZ, that I had to follow yours with something worthy! < grin >
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RE: Help! - 10/21/2008 9:25:49 PM

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Feed him laxatives or fart powder and start your own orchestra.

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RE: Help! - 10/21/2008 9:34:32 PM

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Is this a serious tissue…..I mean issue?

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