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cjan -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 12:02:58 PM)

Well, that put everyone in the Holliday spirit, clearly, Potty. On second thought, perhaps a gift certificate to a charm school might be more appropriate.



sirsholly -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 12:04:46 PM)

<---spits coffee on computer screen

GO Cjan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 12:09:00 PM)

Doughnuts and guinea pigs!!  I am feeeling the lurrrrrve! [sm=hearts.gif]



trappedinamuseum -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 12:12:07 PM)

I am giving Axeman the special edition copy of the Princess Bride....and then I will beat him over the head with it, and tie him to a chair, forcing him to watch it until he can quote it back to me.

Ooh!  I feel so in the spirit now!





sirsholly -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 12:17:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

I am giving Axeman the special edition copy of the Princess Bride....and then I will beat him over the head with it, and tie him to a chair, forcing him to watch it until he can quote it back to me.

Ooh!  I feel so in the spirit now!



yeah...giving a head injury always does it for me too!



trappedinamuseum -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 12:19:58 PM)

no no, Holly, you've got it wrong.

I can't cause brain damage; that would mess up his long term memory, and then he'd never be able to quote it.

So, I'll just do it till he begs for mercy....

Hmmmm...mebbe I am a switch.



sirsholly -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 12:35:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

no no, Holly, you've got it wrong.

I can't cause brain damage; that would mess up his long term memory, and then he'd never be able to quote it.

So, I'll just do it till he begs for mercy....

Hmmmm...mebbe I am a switch.



for Christmas i give Trapped the new and improved "Domme Starter Kit".



GreedyTop -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 2:49:50 PM)

LaT gets a harem of farm girls to do the hard labor around the homestead, while she sits on the porch with her favorite wine, in a comfy chair



trappedinamuseum -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 3:35:16 PM)

Greedy get a new comp, tv, and a job so she can live in England

I get her kitties.....

Merry Christmas to me!



GreedyTop -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 3:40:41 PM)

trapped.. the kittehs go with me, but I'll happily find some unadopted furbabies for you! 



trappedinamuseum -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 3:41:36 PM)

nah....I just want yours....

So, I can be that much closer to you......[:D]



thornhappy -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 3:49:06 PM)

I give Holly a set of Kevlar armor...

I give Greedy a fuel card for an obscene amount of gas, so she can drive around the country and see us all!

I give scifi a violet wand, so he doesn't have to risk his taser....

(that's all i can think of fer now!)



GreedyTop -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 4:04:51 PM)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!   *snogsnog*



trappedinamuseum -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 4:14:39 PM)

Dammit.  That was supposed to be creepy, not sweet!

God, i can't even get stalker creepy right!



AquaticSub -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 4:16:45 PM)

For Christmas I give nothing... but for Hannukah I will provide eight nights of insane fun with giant tubs of yummy things to wrestle in each night to the entire board!

1st night - oil in honor of the miracle
2 - caramel sauce
3 - frosting
4 - chocolate sauce
5 - applesauce (hey I think it would be fun and then we can all have latkes)
6 - whipped cream
7 - Cherry pie filling
8 - Honey



purepleasure -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 4:45:03 PM)

i give Sci one of those magnetic key holders for a spare car key



Aylee -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 6:34:58 PM)

I give Holly a nanny for the LO so that she can sleep in.

I give Potty a certificate for a manicure.

I give Trapped her own riding crop.

I give Phil a pair of glasses so that he can see bridges BEFORE he drives into them and can see the fuel gague before he runs out of gas.

I give Lady H a brown coat.

More later. . .




trappedinamuseum -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 6:40:13 PM)

Aylee, what would I do with my own crop?

That kinda defeats the purpose, yeah?



Aylee -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 6:43:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

Aylee, what would I do with my own crop?

That kinda defeats the purpose, yeah?



Just so that you always know it is around. 



groundhogphil -> RE: For Christmas I give...... (10/22/2008 6:55:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

I give Holly a nanny for the LO so that she can sleep in.

I give Potty a certificate for a manicure.

I give Trapped her own riding crop.

I give Phil a pair of glasses so that he can see bridges BEFORE he drives into them and can see the fuel gague before he runs out of gas.

I give Lady H a brown coat.

More later. . .I give Aylee a thiner computer.. so she doesn't have to make it drink Diet Coke and die





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