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ShiftedJewel -> RE: Well, I guess I have to retire now... (10/24/2008 5:54:59 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Chi
Shifter, practice does not always make perfect, in fact, most dommes are so practiced in the mistakes they made the first day they came to D/s they call it expertise. Now at your advanced age, the arthritic joints may limit your ability to be as socially retarded and deeply committed to debasing males as the buffoon who just ask why you did not get to be an internet dom, Remember aat your age you could fall off the Harley and break your hip or sever the vertebras in your upper spine and wind up like vegetable for the next 15/20 years. Or, you could just set in the house in front of the puter and bash males all day long like the other failed and over the hill dommes do.
Can you see how hard I am trying to win friends and influence others?
You know... one of the reasons I never block anyone is because I'm really basically nosey ... but the other one is that no matter what, someone always quotes that person and I'm stuck with reading it anyhow... lmao... Ok, I'm a smartass tonight. And ancient smartass at that... lmao
And yes, I can see how hard you are working at it... you have one of those warped sense of humor type things going on, but I get, I guess because mine is sooo terrible too. The last thing I need is another hobby but damn, I guess I could try and squeeze it in someplace. As long as it doesn't interfer with killing blue people!!!
Do you have a camera in my house? How do you know I walk funny? Well... shuffle funny??? Are you spying on me? If so... are you bored to the point of insanity yet?
Oh... and by the way... we won't be doing Daytona this year... no decent spots left open... bummer huh. I know how much you were looking forward to it!
Oh yeah... I'll have you know I have my mistakes down to an art now... thank you very much!!!
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How come Jewel doesn't get to be an internet dom?
Because all I got was the "you're too old for this email"... I haven't gotten the "You're a fake" yet... But I'm still holding out hope.
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50 - OLD???? Ambles off down the hallway . . .
You did that wrong... you're supposed to shuffle down the hallway.... lol
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Oh man, if pouting wasn't unbecoming to a dom, I would definitely pout. I've been on this site for almost 5 months now and I haven't gotten a single surreal cmail. And does anyone know exactly how old you get to be before your too old? I mean, I'm 44 now. Am I going to need to divorce my wife in a few years? And what about the fact that she's 52. Does that mean I can do it but only with someone else?
Pouting is unbecoming to a dominant? Damnit people... why didn't I get the memo???
I'm not sure exactly what the "old" cut off age is... but apparently 50 is in there. And no, you don't have to divorce your wife... you will need to cheat on her... probably with another man. And if you do it online only then the chances greatly improve that you'll get your coveted email...
Jewel
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