sissymaidlola
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... which you could also try for the hamster as this is really good to help stop Steve Mcqueen type habits... Oh yeah, right on, ~Angel~, definitely good advice, hon! One should always be especially wary of those pesky "Steve McQueen type habits" in hamsters. Now, this is a matter that sissy can speak from very personal experience about. A few years ago, four of his own golden hamsters escaped and pulled off a daring daytime robbery at a local bank. The worst part of the whole affair was that once the little vermin had skimmed off all the sunflower seeds and peanuts from their daredevil heist, they then dumped all the stolen bank notes (which, of course, held no interest for them, although the one called "TC" did chew up a few $100,000 bills and used them for extra bedding) into the trash can in the downstairs office. Well, the next thing you know, old lola was being followed around all the time by this extremely attractive young woman who clearly suspected him, NOT any of the damn hamsters, of being the perpetrator of this dastardly crime. When sissy told her one day that he was somewhat of a perfectionist, well, that was it ... all she could do from then on was talk incessantly about the kind of person that would commit the "perfect crime." The bitch just didn't know when to stop ... that's gonna be the very last time lola dates a friggin' insurance investigator, he can tell ya! Phew! ... Never again! <wipes brow with back of hand> So, like ~Angel~ advises, you really should keep a careful watch on your hamster just in case any of those darn "Steve McQueen type habits" start showing up in YOUR pet. Unless, of course, you actually ENJOY being followed about everywhere you go by drop-dead gorgeous blondes who keep telling you how "perfect" you are and relentlessly trying to get you into bed! Some of you freaks out there might like that sort of intrusive behavior, but it's just not lola's cup of tea, thank you very much ... sissy isn't THAT much of a masochist! No siree, Bob. So, good call, ~Angel~ ... sissy maid lola
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