djaleksandr -> RE: Santa Clause (10/28/2008 2:30:30 PM)
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Seeing as how I am my own Lord and Master (TM).. Dear Santa, I have been a awesome this year. So, I would greatly appreciate and love the following: Cold, hard cash. I'm broke. Gimme. A new wig (or five). A pair of men's knee high boots, lace up please. Turntables turntables turntables. A new set of headphones would be nice, too. A playmate. I'll even leave out some good Scotch for ya. And some of my infamous homemade ginger and pinenut hummus. I'm sure you grow tired of milk and cookies. Thanks! -djaleksandr
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