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No Speakah De English - 10/26/2008 7:01:36 PM

slaveluci

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NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who's talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again

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RE: No Speakah De English - 10/26/2008 7:45:08 PM

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*snort* (you'd lose, I got it first time around... but way cute!!)

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RE: No Speakah De English - 10/27/2008 1:02:23 AM

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Brilliant, and your five dollars is in the post.

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RE: No Speakah De English - 10/27/2008 7:33:37 AM

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RE: No Speakah De English - 10/27/2008 7:53:04 PM

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*hands over 5 dollars lol*

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RE: No Speakah De English - 10/28/2008 2:25:59 PM

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Hilarious! I did read it again!

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RE: No Speakah De English - 10/28/2008 10:12:47 PM

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::sighs and hands over 3 ones, 5 quarters, 4 dimes, 7 nickels, and 12 pennys:: This is all I have.... I can't believe you would take advantage of someone that doesn't even have $5.........

HEHE

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RE: No Speakah De English - 10/29/2008 5:08:26 AM

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RE: No Speakah De English - 10/29/2008 5:28:06 PM

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Too Poor after Bush to pay attention much less $5

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RE: No Speakah De English - 10/29/2008 8:31:50 PM

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You have to PAY for your bush?!?!?! You poor, poor thing.....

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