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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 4:10:03 PM

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I opened a new carton of coffee, two scoops into the cafetierre and then poured boiling water into the open carton. Man that was strong stuff.

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 4:20:28 PM

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Made coffee - no filter.

Underwear - on backwards.

Shirt - inside out until I came home from the store.

And the best of all? Had a brain fart and made a left turn on red. Thank goodness nothing was coming....

Those weren't mistakes Kyttyn, did you forget today is OPPOSITE DAY! (tomorrow is free balloon day)...

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 4:27:28 PM

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A while back, Fox made me coffee, but forgot to put the urn back into the maker, so when the water heated it just poured all over the counter and floor.

This morning I was so tired that I poured my morning coffee into a regular glass, and proceeded to take it into the living room with me to check email, until I realized it was hot and had no handles.

And, of course, there was Saturdays brilliance of sneezing into the flour i was dusting ta cake pan with because rather than put the effort into actually dusting it, i just poured some in and shook it around, creating a cloud.

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 4:35:14 PM

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I set the kitchen on fire trying to boil water to make Theraflu.

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 4:38:45 PM

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I got too accustomed to calling my friend Bill, my "fuck buddy" So comfortable, in fact, that when my insurance agent asked who else would be driving my car, I said quite happily, "My fuckbuddy...I mean umm....ahh hell...." Didn't matter what else I said after that, since everyone in the office was laughing too hard to hear me anyway. Jackasses!

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 4:43:34 PM

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 4:43:35 PM

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I set the kitchen on fire trying to boil water to make Theraflu.

Holly?

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 4:57:19 PM

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Yay! No shots. Just anitbiotics.

I'm so glad you had it looked at. It looked horrible yesterday.

(and yes, I'm showing off that I actually SAW BSB yesterday! We were at her house trying on Halloween costumes- you know, taking on and off various pieces of clothing, trying on bras, taking pictures of different outfits, arranging halos.......and a wonderful time was had by all! Except of course, by her poor hands and arms. That dog shouldn't be near anyone, let alone kids....)

There were pictures?

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 5:24:49 PM

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Yay! No shots. Just anitbiotics.

I'm so glad you had it looked at. It looked horrible yesterday.

(and yes, I'm showing off that I actually SAW BSB yesterday! We were at her house trying on Halloween costumes- you know, taking on and off various pieces of clothing, trying on bras, taking pictures of different outfits, arranging halos.......and a wonderful time was had by all! Except of course, by her poor hands and arms. That dog shouldn't be near anyone, let alone kids....)

There were pictures?

Only of Hejira.. I took pictures of Hejira with my phone to send to Cuffkinks cuz she can't MMS from her razorphone...

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 5:25:27 PM

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hejira pics work :P

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 6:43:15 PM

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Okay, you know that fucking sweater I am knitting? The one that I got nearly done with? Wellllll not so much. I guess I did a miscount when I attached the sleeves. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipit!

<vows to start counting on fingers just to make sure>

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 6:45:23 PM

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*hugs LadyH* keep a note pad next to you, and tick off like every 25 or so stitches?

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 6:48:52 PM

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Oh god, Greeds, this sweater will be the death of me. No wonder they say don't knit for a man you aren't married to! Thank goodness it's all plain knitting and goes fast.

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/27/2008 7:08:29 PM

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Sheesh...what with all the coffee mistakes, ya'll need to get a programmable coffe maker so it's ready for you when you get up.......someone's gonna get hurt trying to make it without already having caffeine in their blood!

(altho, I will fess up to the "forgetting to put the pot back under the basket" oops.....Dayum!!! What a mess THAT makes!)

This is also the reason why I take my caffeine cold.....open up the diet pepsi bottle, and voila! CAFFEINE, SWEET CAFFEINE!

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/28/2008 4:41:38 AM

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I set the kitchen on fire trying to boil water to make Theraflu.

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/28/2008 5:09:34 AM

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I just poured a hot cup of coffee into an upsidedown coffee cup.

*snoooort* Sorry, Jim...I thought Holly was the kitchen klutz!

Her klutziness is highly infectious! Everyone back away.......pleeeeeeaseeeeeeeeee!
Let's see, I went to the bus station to buy my ticket for wednesday, it's been cloudy all day and drizzling on and off. Took the bus back and still had a 15 min walk to the house and you'd think I'd bring an umbrella with me and/or a cell to call cab???? Nooooooo, just as I got off the bus it started raining quire hard so needless to say, I am a cold wet soggy bear right now! Think it's time to go hibernate.

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/28/2008 8:44:36 AM

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1. Answered Holl-parts TM.
2. Emailed Holl-parts on Yahoo.
3. Emailed Holl-parts on CM.

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/28/2008 9:00:05 AM

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Bought a banana.

Remembered why I never buy them because I HATE them!

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/28/2008 9:14:23 AM

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believed my landlord that he'd get the electricians back here today before I went to nap.. (ok that was yesterday, but I was hopeful,,, *sigh*)

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RE: Dumb things I've done today... - 10/28/2008 7:47:49 PM

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Made coffee - no filter.

Underwear - on backwards.

Shirt - inside out until I came home from the store.

And the best of all? Had a brain fart and made a left turn on red. Thank goodness nothing was coming....

Those weren't mistakes Kyttyn, did you forget today is OPPOSITE DAY! (tomorrow is free balloon day)...

BSB, I think I love you. Thanks for making me feel better about yesterdays blonde moments.

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