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servantheart -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 11:40:55 AM)

~FR~
Damn....I always miss out on the fun here.  That's what I get for going to class today [>:]
 




myotherself -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 11:44:35 AM)

I'd like to point out that Geordies* are superior to the Irish cos we can drink waaaayyyy more than you can - and it's a feck of a lot colder here than over there in the Emerald Isle too.

And Geordie women can drink the pants off men anywhere in the world.  And we never wear coats or jackets when we go out for the evening, even in the depths of winter with snow on the ground (altho' that might have more to do with stoopid than smart).

Just sayin'   [8|]


*Quick geography/history lesson - geordies are natives of the North East of England.  We're the result of many generations of interbreeding with Scottish warriors raiding across the England/Scottish border, Vikings (we're a stopping off point from Denmark), and Roman soldiers (Hadrians Wall, anybody?).  We're hard.  Bloody hard.  And the women are WAY harder than the men.  It's true!




beargonewild -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:00:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

Women Reign Supreme because...

... men have been submissive ever since Eve gave the first apple to Adam and he bit. They spend 9 months trying to get out of the womb, then a lifetime of trying to get back in. The female vagina is the most powerful natural resource on the planet. If that energy could be harnessed it would run every car on Earth, albeit with some natural gas emissions, for eternity and there are enough sperm banks in place, that if men disappeared tomorrow, we could populate this planet till the Sun went Supernova.

Basically, if it weren't for tight lids on jars, men would go the way of dinosaurs and not be missed for a single moment. There isn't a body part which a man possesses that can't be duplicated with plastic and batteries which will work for a lifetime without Viagra. So much testosterone is dumped into the female womb to form that the male sexual organ when you're a fetus that it actually fries the neuron connectors to your brains, making them much less efficient than a woman's. Male supremacy is not dead, it's nonexistent and always has been. 70% of the relationships which fail are due to the woman leaving the man, not the other way around. A man cannot father a child without a woman. Women can get impregnated and bear several children without a man including multiple births with a little thing called fertility treatments. Men reach their sexuality maturity much sooner than women and then die younger. Coincidence? I think not. With power tools we can build houses and with our attitudes we create homes. With nature we can seduce gods and with nurture we can produce them. Men are twistable, moldable and ultimately flammable if they piss us off.

[:D]




Wow, I am so glad that the urge to return to the vagina is non existant in me!  [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]




celticlord2112 -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:02:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
Wow, I am so glad that the urge to return to the vagina is non existant in me!

Myself, I like to visit the vagina a couple or three times a day......




beargonewild -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:02:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

I'd like to point out that Geordies* are superior to the Irish cos we can drink waaaayyyy more than you can - and it's a feck of a lot colder here than over there in the Emerald Isle too.



*grins*

Come spend a winter in Northern Ontario. Then we'll discuss cold weather!




FullfigRIMaam -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:07:26 PM)

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Myself, I like to visit the vagina a couple or three times a day......
Are you than condeding that the people with the vagina possess the superiority?  
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BitaTruble
ultimately flammable if they piss us off.
LOL  Celeste,   M




beargonewild -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:10:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: celticlord2112


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
Wow, I am so glad that the urge to return to the vagina is non existant in me!

Myself, I like to visit the vagina a couple or three times a day......



Only 2-3 times a day Celtic??  




FullfigRIMaam -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:13:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
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ORIGINAL: celticlord2112
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
Wow, I am so glad that the urge to return to the vagina is non existant in me!

Myself, I like to visit the vagina a couple or three times a day......

Only 2-3 times a day Celtic?? 
Looks like it's time for the superior women to stand back and watch the men beat each other down over the subject of who gets her done more frequently or better.  [8D] M




beargonewild -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:15:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMaam

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
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ORIGINAL: celticlord2112
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
Wow, I am so glad that the urge to return to the vagina is non existant in me!

Myself, I like to visit the vagina a couple or three times a day......

Only 2-3 times a day Celtic?? 
Looks like it's time for the superior women to stand back and watch the men beat each other down over the subject of who gets her done more frequently or better.  [8D] M


*snort*

Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!




Darias -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:16:39 PM)

[sm=popcorn.gif][sm=popcorn.gif][sm=popcorn.gif][sm=danger.gif][sm=danger.gif]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:17:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

I'd like to point out that Geordies* are superior to the Irish cos we can drink waaaayyyy more than you can - and it's a feck of a lot colder here than over there in the Emerald Isle too.

And Geordie women can drink the pants off men anywhere in the world.  And we never wear coats or jackets when we go out for the evening, even in the depths of winter with snow on the ground (altho' that might have more to do with stoopid than smart).

Just sayin'   [8|]


*Quick geography/history lesson - geordies are natives of the North East of England.  We're the result of many generations of interbreeding with Scottish warriors raiding across the England/Scottish border, Vikings (we're a stopping off point from Denmark), and Roman soldiers (Hadrians Wall, anybody?).  We're hard.  Bloody hard.  And the women are WAY harder than the men.  It's true!


<wants a pet Geordie>




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:22:32 PM)

men fighting??? you mean farting and burping contests?? 




FullfigRIMaam -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:24:02 PM)

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*snort*

Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee![/quote] LOL Bear.   I'm starting to see the cuteness. Darias, don't be afraid;  I'm very nice as long as you do as I say.  
[sm=crop.gif]  M




Darias -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:25:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMaam


*snort*

Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! LOL Bear.   I'm starting to see the cuteness. Darias, don't be afraid;  I'm very nice as long as you do as I say.  
[sm=crop.gif]  M


*snickers* and deprive myself of the fun stuff? now why would i want anyone to be NICE??




FullfigRIMaam -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:33:17 PM)

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*snickers* and deprive myself of the fun stuff? now why would i want anyone to be NICE??
 I've gotta stop using that line; I keep forgetting yah freaks like to get hurt.   I respond like that in email, and it's considered a come on. *snort*  M




Darias -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:34:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMaam

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*snickers* and deprive myself of the fun stuff? now why would i want anyone to be NICE??
 I've gotta stop using that line; I keep forgetting yah freaks like to get hurt.   I respond like that in email, and it's considered a come on. *snort*  M


Your SOL im afraid... im of the mindset that any response to a post / any  cmail is a come on... so unfortunitly your doubly boned in that regard




MadAxeman -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:50:19 PM)

Darias, if you hadn't stated more than a dozen times in panic that you're joking, your comments might have had greater weight. Never mind your penis, show some cojones. Kitten scares you?
A truism of the statistical approach to psychology is that men drive the species, forcing it to develop, women ensure it's survival, by being more practical.
Yin and Yang, that's the thang.




Darias -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 2:54:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

Darias, if you hadn't stated more than a dozen times in panic that you're joking, your comments might have had greater weight. Never mind your penis, show some cojones. Kitten scares you?
A truism of the statistical approach to psychology is that men drive the species, forcing it to develop, women ensure it's survival, by being more practical.
Yin and Yang, that's the thang.


Axe..... i supose panic is one way of looking at it... TBH some of the responses felt to Me as if i had offended... not my intention so i strove to clear up misunderstandings...yeah ok so I overwork myself trying not to start drama accidently...if someone hates me id prefer it be for me not for their missconception of me....

Kitten etc scaring me was  meant in jest...something she picked up on and played into (see chopping up comments afterwards) sorry you missed that one Mate

anyway Thanks for the input... always nice to have different views etc no matter how diverse or far from mainstream




MadAxeman -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 3:03:30 PM)

I didn't miss anything that you overemphasised was in jest. I'm familiar with Kitten.
Carry on with the sledgehammer wit. Can't be easy while back pedaling so hard.
Mate.




Darias -> RE: Men are superior to women. (10/27/2008 3:08:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

I didn't miss anything that you overemphasised was in jest. I'm familiar with Kitten.
Carry on with the sledgehammer wit. Can't be easy while back pedaling so hard.
Mate.


*sigh*

Alright so in your opinion i back pedaled... wouldn't that mean the stuff im trying to retract was opinions i seriously held rather than comments made for the humor aspect ( whether or not it was sledgehammer wit isnt actually relevent at this point , one mans comedy is another mans insult it is said )

Actually what interests me is your felt need to point out the failings you see in my dozen or more posts today. surely you feel that since you can spot my obvious lousey jokes, back pedaling , panic etc than those you know.. kitten included , would also spot such behaviour easily?




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