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WIFE HUNT - 10/28/2008 4:56:06 AM

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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their trolleys around B&Q when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, a nice peachy bottom and she's wearing tight white shorts."

What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

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RE: WIFE HUNT - 10/28/2008 4:57:01 AM

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RE: WIFE HUNT - 10/28/2008 5:06:31 AM

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RE: WIFE HUNT - 10/28/2008 10:03:44 AM

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Doesn't tranlate into American englsih well.

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RE: WIFE HUNT - 10/28/2008 10:25:18 AM

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No I thought it did quite well.

I would look for the younger guys wife too.

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RE: WIFE HUNT - 10/28/2008 12:25:27 PM

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RE: WIFE HUNT - 10/28/2008 12:43:42 PM

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Totally evil, but funny as Hell.

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RE: WIFE HUNT - 10/28/2008 12:44:36 PM

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Men are such pigs

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RE: WIFE HUNT - 10/28/2008 8:40:17 PM

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Oink. Fancy a lil scratching?

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RE: WIFE HUNT - 10/28/2008 10:06:48 PM

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HAHA! Sounds like something Sweets would say.... LMAO!

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RE: WIFE HUNT - 10/28/2008 10:17:02 PM

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there's a poor little old lady lost in the store :(

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RE: WIFE HUNT - 10/29/2008 8:26:07 AM

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She wasn't lost, her hubby just didn't know where she was.

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RE: WIFE HUNT - 10/29/2008 9:26:46 AM

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I bet I know where she was.... She was HIDING from her husband!!!! HAHAHA!!

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RE: WIFE HUNT - 10/29/2008 9:38:41 AM

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Nah, she was selecting a new riding cop to beat him up for oggling young chicks :P

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