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A "clean" Halloween joke - 10/29/2008 9:28:23 AM

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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each othe r so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
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'We haven't even SWEPT together yet!!!!!'

Oh, you know you wanna laugh!!! LOL

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RE: A "clean" Halloween joke - 11/7/2008 5:11:32 AM

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RE: A "clean" Halloween joke - 11/7/2008 8:08:14 AM

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RE: A "clean" Halloween joke - 11/8/2008 3:04:21 AM

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RE: A "clean" Halloween joke - 11/8/2008 3:16:08 AM

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RE: A "clean" Halloween joke - 11/8/2008 4:59:56 AM

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*GROAN*

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RE: A "clean" Halloween joke - 11/8/2008 7:58:36 AM

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I don't even get a "*Snort*" GT?!?! :( lol

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RE: A "clean" Halloween joke - 11/8/2008 2:40:16 PM

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RE: A "clean" Halloween joke - 11/9/2008 10:11:21 AM

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will a snarf do instead of a snort???

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RE: A "clean" Halloween joke - 11/9/2008 10:42:31 PM

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YES! SOMEONE ELSE THAT SNARFS!!!! I usually get funny looks when I say that I have snarffed... lol

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